Habibi

@D_Dickeyy hey

@D_Dickeyy @BrunoMars I named mine after him

@BrunoMars @SarahZeina

i can never scroll down when i see a tweet like this without mentioning glenn howerton

Me walking back into the kitchen for my 5th snack of the hour

Facts

Catch flights not feelings

this pic goes so hard

you can copy my recipe, but you will never be able to replicate my sauce

Life is like a toaster, ain’t nobody care until the bread pops up 🙏

If ANYBODY is a modern day Marilyn Monroe, it’s Britney, so let’s get THAT straight

I’m on one. Matter fact i’m on two!

Hi Rihanna, it's a rocky situation… but Hasbulla can treat you better

leo’s be like “guess my sign!” and make this exact pose

This is high art

Someone in the crowd: “You’re late!” Rihanna: “No shit.”

PLSSSSSSS

Fuck the book When You Give A Mouse A Cookie, Im gonna write When You Give A 2 A Chance.

You know what they say “one man’s trash is another man’s treasure” lmaooo

Tellin someone to take a hike is actually really good advice