Sarah W

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Lane Kiffin: we often had a recruits say “my parents said oxford is racist so I can’t come here, but I think you are the coolest and funniest coach ever, and you’re so fit and skinny and not fat at all, and you look 21 not 51 and Sally Rychalck should’ve never dumped you.”

Me driving around my predominately UF neighborhood after that SEC championship Sunday

For the first time in 41 years, the Ole Miss Rebels are @SEC Champions! #HottyToddy | #HYDR

The pest control salesman asked if our current company came out quarterly. I said yes. His response, “that’s too much, we come out once a season” Sir…. That’s the same number. That’s like trying to tell me 10 dimes is more than a $1 bill because there’s more dimes.

I LOVE MY COUNTRY PHILADELPHIA

Nothing like that first grocery shop after 5 days at an all inclusive. Give me all the salad kits, fresh veggies, non tropical fruits, and beef.

My husband has introduced me to a lot of wonderful things, but my most favorite is laundry by the pound services post vacation. Is it more expensive than doing it at home? Absolutely. Is it because this man would do anything in his ability to take something off of my plate? Yes

This is fun

@MayorOfTheSouth How could you leave off Gorilla Zoe?!

Dancing on death’s grave with the one who buried it today!

@ReturnofSheezus Try some ibprofen, that’ll help take away some of the physical pain of the burn

Got a sunburn on our cruise, bought some aloe Vera gel to help the sunburn, had an allergic reaction to the gel, and now have a rash on top of the sunburn and im miserable

Walgreens has 5 12 packs of Coke products for $23.98

How I feel driving my tank of an XC-90 through our Oxford style neighborhood downtown

@haleigh_daily Down to marrying the Cajun man

As an allergy girl, the fact that my car can show what pollen levels are outside is absolutely amazing

@PeacenChampagne As a Floridian, I cried when my husband mentioned being considered for a job in Orlando l

@PeacenChampagne I couldn’t get behind watermelon wave. But I’ve been loving sherbet swirl and shaved ice recently!

@PeacenChampagne My lazy self wishes they were on Amazon 😂 I saw the variety pack when I was visiting my parents this weekend and got the last 2 cases. Started making my target grocery list and saw they had 8 in stock, so now I feel bad for the Alani girlies of Niceville, FL 😂

@PeacenChampagne I’ve gotten the strawberry sunrise at target, and cotton candy at Walmart. Both target and Walmart sell a variety pack with SS and CC in it

@_Ella_Enchanted Honestly shocked they even let us in the tournament (didn’t realize they recently changed it to let all schools in)