RunMachine18

He didn't owned the newspapers he owned the whole ERA and the news headlines back then summarized his legacy 🔥 and well that's our King 🤴 KOHLI

@phoolwa_ Made from the names of 2 rivers, Brahmputra (India) and Moskva (Russia) as it was a joint program of both countries. More Badass names 👇 > Prithvi > Pinaka > Agni > Akash > Nagastra > Nag > Astra > Rudram > Varunastra > Trishul > Dhruvastra

Match day. 🙂‍↕️❤️

@Jhunjhunuwala_ Context

Priest King 👑 Do nothing. Win always.

‘80% Gay, 20% Bisexual - Nobody Is Straight in Pakistan’: Pak Transgender Activist Hina Baloch’s Viral Claim Shocks Viewers republicworld.com/world-news/80-…

All you can ask for is consistency from a team!

@Jhunjhunuwala_ Ab supriya uski paw paw ko muh kaise dikhayega aur raul vinci ?

Another day, another L for Congress armchair exfarts

@TARUNspeakss Bsdk AUTO CNG ka hota hain LPG ka nahi Mahi bhai aake iski gaand maro bsdwale ki

Because your paw-paw has failed to import enough LPG, you do kaudi ke Jahil chutiye

They trolled S. Jaishankar for calling Pakistan dalal now the joke is on them

@Incognito_qfs Ayesha khanun hi tha naam ya phir arfa sayema??? Rana

Yesterday was a very strange day for me. Here is the story... I took a cab from airport to home. Got Imran as my driver and it was Friday as well. I didn't cancel because I am very secular. On the way, I heard Azaan from a nerby mosque built in middle of the highway. I told Imran, he can stop & pray if he wants. He declined. But, I insisted. He declined again. This time I got angry and said, BsdK gaadi rok aur Namaz padh. This is Nehru's India. No one can stop you from praying on road side. He started crying & said few days ago, he got a passanger named Ayesha Khanum. He claimed that she also asked him to stop the car & pray. So, he got out of the car to pray on road side. After praying for 15 mins, he got up & saw that Ayesha Khanum was nowhere to be seen and his car was also missing. He angrily said that Ayesha bitch stole his car. He told me that he was desperately looking for her and has stopped doing Namaz since then. He said he had two cars & now left with only one. His income got reduced to half. I told Imran to go and file a police complaint against Ayesha. Imran, with tears in his eyes, told me that Ayesha was wearing Burqa and he has no idea what she looks like. When I asked him what all this has got to do with Namaz, Imran said he now believes in "Karma Hi Dharma Hai" ideology and is considering changing his name to Kishan. He also plans to start anti-Burqa movement in India. Ayesha Khanum, if you are reading this, please return Kishan's car. It is not good for secularism.

Delhi Police busted a fake Sensodyne toothpaste unit, seizing 130 kg of fake harmful chemical paste and thousands of tubes (see images). An exact copy of the original! Earlier, fake products were crude copies with lookalike names (Adidas-Abibas), sold by small shopkeepers, so informed buyers could spot them easily. Now, scammers are producing identical replicas and selling them on e-commerce platforms as genuine products. What’s real and what’s fake, no one can say for sure. Wish we need a reliable agency to verify them and make us feel safe.

@stats_feed 🇵🇰: 6-0

Timeline Cleanse.

Ek CA ne @mohitlaws ko CA banaya 🤣🤣🤣

@sougat18 @VinamreKasanaa @dostcast Muji mentioned

@Shebas_10dulkar well done 😂😂😂

@_hj91_ @mohitlaws 😭😭😭😂😂😂

@SarcasmPolitix @mohitlaws Whoever gives money becomes his father 😉😛

Bro is Raghav Chadha. Bro is a Rajya Sabha MP. Bro comes to Parliament only to make three reels, an entry reel, a random issue reel, and an exit reel. People are not getting LPG but bro is busy raising Data expiry.😭 People are not getting maternity leave and bro is raising paternity leave.😭 Bro is investing heavily in a very organized PR campaign on Instagram. Bro is not a political party or a major leader of one. He is just an MP. Who is funding his PR on such a massive scale?