KingDouche

@CharlesDardaman @shahh Not with temu Velma giving you investment advice

@shahh Doesn’t make him any less of a thief. You can’t rob a bank, double your money at the casino and then get away with it

Next time you feel bad for missing something that mooned Imagine being SBF: - Put $500m into Anthropic, which would now be worth $70b. - Held $60m in $SOL at $8 that would've been worth $2.1b at the top. - Put $100m into Mysten Labs that would now be worth over $800m. - Invested in Robinhood and held a 7.5% stake that would now be worth $10b. Instead, everything got seized before they went up, and he missed out on $80b in profits 😭

@JoJoFromJerz His burly leather daddy went too hard on the cavity check while roleplaying a naughty prison guard.

How does a person develop internal bleeding nearly a week after being “struck by a car”?

@intodotspace This shi broken!

Impossible is a skill issue.

@intodotspace @solanamobile I'm coming too! I mean, like not in space obv

Coming soon to Seeker. Space x @solanamobile

@intodotspace @Morningstar_VC @ArcticOperators @echodotxyz @curated_hq @solana Uh, cool

@intodotspace @PythNetwork Nice

Oracle speaks. Money moves. Space x @PythNetwork

@Jeremybtc I'd do it for a lowly 10 mil. Then raise the rest through GoFundMe to reconstruct my face. The aftermath would still have me looking less stupid than Jake the fake.

Would you step in the ring with Anthony Joshua for $100M? Be honest.

@LVweb3 @kunoo it's clearly a fucking Hanukkah candle for fucks sake!

@kunoo happy christmas pattern

What is this trading pattern called?

@drsarah Everyday, Dolce and Gabana the one. Rare occasions azaro most wanted.

I need help. Men who wear cologne… what’s your go to everyday scent? Don’t tell me diesel. I’m being serious!

@RetroMoviesDB Weekend at Epstein's. Those are radioactive anal beads.

Who can name this movie...

@Matt_Pinner Columbus got lost

In 3 words or less! 😱

Cool looks good

@intodotspace Looks like I'm highly unskilled.

@intodotspace Impossible?

@adalluch Lmfao. Drink more orange Kool aid. Don't worry about the bitter taste and burning sensation, that will be over quickly

@Sec_Noem I wholeheartedly agree, and take it one step further. Send em back to the country they came here from. Y'all still got the mayflower somewhere right? Might need to add some extra large seats for the southern Mama June types.

I just met with the President. I am recommending a full travel ban on every damn country that's been flooding our nation with killers, leeches, and entitlement junkies. Our forefathers built this nation on blood, sweat, and the unyielding love of freedom—not for foreign invaders to slaughter our heroes, suck dry our hard-earned tax dollars, or snatch the benefits owed to AMERICANS. WE DON'T WANT THEM. NOT ONE.

@camhigby Their press kit didn't include kneepads and some halls mentholated cough drops for the cooling effect?

You can criticize me for not having a journalism degree… But what does it say about the folks with degrees that I replaced them at the Pentagon?