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@akwaibomdemon @SWorld87996 @YKoluwaseun9 Real deal Untop fat woman ?

@SWorld87996 @YKoluwaseun9 Chai gheghe understands the real deal u Dey here dey cry.

Smart guy, e marry woman wey other men go avoid

@joinkuda This bank is dead . No response from any of their social media pages nor via email. Customer service on the app not responding as well as phone call. My transaction is still stucked in your app . I need my money @joinkuda

@Ai_xoxa @joinkuda @usercannotexist Which of their number is going through ?

@joinkuda @usercannotexist I'll use my airtime to call you guys you will put me on hold. De burn my card. I can't chat with a rep on your app only those helpless bots. This doesn't make sense

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@joinkuda @joinkuda why are you guys not responding to my dm. Please I need my money I’m tired of waiting

@Uchinaemerem1 @YesItsBash Amad is better

@YesItsBash Next season kee He should wake up next match if not amad would bench him Would have scored 2 goals if he was more clinical

Mbuemo please wake up next season 🙏🏾

@joinkuda @joinkuda please check your dm and release my money.

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@DurkioWiz God abeg . Make OS no toast me o . Wetin be this 😭😂

She was crushing on a pilot & was shy, her friend was pushing her to tell him & she did & he said he likes her too 😂😂😂

@djpumpin01 @__abkr___ @i_am_dimmygee How did you summon the courage to send her out . How do you cope with loneliness now ?

@__abkr___ @i_am_dimmygee The business was registered in her name not even mine, but the whole machines I bought was in my name,after I sent her packing that was the first thing she said that why did I put only my name on the receipt, and na me dey pay rent ,staff , brainstorm ideas a bowen graduate ooo

Let's be realistic with ourselves,there is no way you won't spend on woman ,but you just have to have spending limit regarding the behavioural traits of the woman . For example,some guys can never give a woman more than 20k at once ,if she likes make her mama swallow wheelbarrow and they need money for operation 😂😂

@i_am_dimmygee I tried to keep mine but dumped her immediately she billed me .

That woman you’re still keeping for sex after you caught her cheating, dump her now , you’re still doing her a favour for keeping her around you .

Brothers as long as she’s not a virgin , do not believe this lie. They would tell you this because they see you to be an intentional man but when you go through her phone you’d definitely find something going on . End

@Ihunanya_chi @manlikezeal_ You’re no different trust me . I can bet my entire savings on it .

@manlikezeal_ I am not her and she is not me.

During uni I respected her choice. But I monitored her chats and went through her WhatsApp guess what I saw? She was sending her nudes to her new Italian based Nigerian guy and picking a hotel they’d spend the weekend together. When a woman sets this kind of standard, tension is already building. Either she’s trying to force marriage ASAP cos she feels she’s had enough of you, or she’s retiring from the streets ready to hang her boots and position an innocent man as her retirement plan. Or she has found a higher value man. Because the truth most people avoid saying is this women don’t always break rules they bend them for the man they truly want. I will not explain further.

@street_proff It’s just format for mumu men . And I won’t fall under such category of men . As long as you’re not a virgin and you tell me no sex before marriage I will just believe you don’t love me and move on to the next .

Why is it that modern women don't find Jesus when they're virgins? Why do they suddenly fall in love with Jesus after jumping from one bed to another while accumulating hundreds of body counts in the process? Why is it that they don't fall in love with Jesus between the ages of 15 and 23? Why is it that they only find Jesus when they're actively hunting for marriage? Modern churches are in the business of refurbishing retired bed-to-bed midfielders who came to their churches after hitting the wall. That is where they produce ladies like this one and more. But they will never tell you that being born again does not erase memories. It doesn't erase dick prints and penile mileage. It doesn't erase the emotional trauma and baggage accumulated from multiple heartbreaks. Or do you think she's going to forget the man who took her virginity because she's born again? Do you think she's going to forget the first man to give her an orgasm? Can she forget the first man to give her collapsed and aggressive doggy? Being born again will not erase the memories of the first threesome she had. Being born again does not cure HIV or Hepatitis. If she don get am she don get am. Being born again does not erase abortion history. If her womb is damaged, sope otilor! Every pr0stitute (aka hook up girl) who's hoeing today, is planning to marry someday. And they're going to follow the same script. When it's time to marry, she will tell you her past is her past. She will say she was young and naive, she will say she needed money, she will say it was a mistake, she will look for excuses to cover up her multitude of di¢k prints and penile mileage. She may change her location; if she used to hoe in Port Harcourt, she will move to Lagos, where no one will know her past. She will start going to church and even join the choir. She will take church activities so seriously that you will think she were a saint. She will embrace religion so much you will think her life depends on it - it does. Because her survival and redemption in life depends on finding a mugu who will overlook her dirty past because, according to the bible, she's now a new creature. We have seen this movie before, it's not a new script. All the hoes we have known in the past did it. Some are currently doing it. The current hoes will do it in the future. Any former bed-to-bed midfielder who is genuinely repentant should become a nun and forget about marriage. Shebi you want to dedicate your body to God ni? Become a Reverend sister. Stop looking for a mugu who will carry the burden of your underwhelming past under the cover of religion. That format don cast.

@FabrizioRomano @Thebig_mazi @David_Ornstein @TheAthleticFC Tielemans in 2026 ? Bruh we are cooked

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@unbothered9000 @ekeneYT @topzy28 Which vendor bro

@ekeneYT @topzy28 Nope from my vendor, I source for all these things online Shirt in the first frame na 15k while the shirt in the second na 3in1 body hug for 15k too Trouser in first frame 20k and in second frame another 22k

Who don buy baggy for here before ?

@X2_Racks @alhameenn @ayolikesu @Kizmiz_ Casted

@alhameenn @ayolikesu @Kizmiz_ Wtf😭😭😭😭🙏 Wait, NOW PHARMACY no dey rated again😭😭😭🙏💔

1st JAMB: 250✅ 2nd JAMB: 256✅ 3rd JAMB: 279✅ JUPEB✅ Pharmacy - 5yrs✅ Accreditation - 1yr✅ Awaiting Internship - 6 months✅ Internship - 1 yr✅ Awaiting NYSC - 7 months✅ NYSC - 1 yr✅ I’M FINALLY OUT!!!

@GeraldUcheAgu1 @jon_d_doe Big mumu

@jon_d_doe Why your girlfriend won't cheat on you when you never propose to marriage?

Let me repeat. If as a lady, you have cheated on your boyfriend and he's aware, please leave that relationship and go date another man. Even if he tells you that he has forgiven you, don't listen to him. That man will waste your time until you're 30+. If he decides to marry you, he'll torture you in that marriage. Leave that relationship now and don't look back. I have told you now. Don't start claiming victim in the future. You were warned. End.

@ChinoUTD Please don’t start this bum ahead of Amad

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@Tunez000 @Investorchim_a Ok King of OT 👑

@Sarrwillz1 @Investorchim_a You no get OT be that, scooe

That’s the only way you won’t forgive her or take her back. The moment you keep it a secret, you’ll forgive her, and she’ll cheat on you again.

@emmyisonX @Africanzabby Delete

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