Saskia V

I love how when kids introduce themselves they also always tell you their age. ‘I’m Ethan and I’m 5’. I’m going to start doing that. ‘I’m Saskia and I’m thirty-fucking-five.’ *censored version for kids of course

I think what I find so depressing about April Fools Day is that it claims, rather smugly, that humanity can tell the difference between relatively true news and patently absurd fictions.

Cops are actually pulling the cars over who are going down the emergency lane to skip the toll queue on the N1 North. It’s deeply satisfying. 🙌🏽

She was conspicuous by her absence. - This is how I am socially now ;)

If you own a business you should really consider locking down the Government and the corporates who have sought to destroy you. This includes the banks. Incentivize cash over card payments, minimise your tax burden & support small companies/individuals over large conglomerates.

Fact! We are not born with HATE! It is taught by parents, teachers, or friends! South Africans love South Africans. If 1% of of us have hate in their hearts; that’s THEIR PROBLEM. The 99% of us get along! We don’t tear down society for the 1% losers!

‘Your brain automatically translates wtf but not lol.’ - Amazing!

@picton_t I had to look it up but then remembered as soon as I was doing it. Amazing how childhood me memories work!

@Saskiavsa Man! Wish I could remember how to fold one. Going to find some paper now!

And who said teaching your kids at home wouldn’t be fun? #homeschool

And now I’m content producer and fellow shit talker on @mattbrownza facebook.com/mattbrownza/vi…

Oh I love you radio! Happy #worldradioday Thank you for allowing me to talk shit, play wonderful music, meet some incredible people and hopefully entertain some people for almost a decade. 🙌🏼

While driving through Randburg which is experiencing load shedding, I managed to avoid the giant potholes, to then stop at a robot being treated as a 4-ways stop. Then a police van jumps in before his turn while talking on his phone. South Africa, all we can do is laugh 🤦🏼‍♀️🤣

Managed to survive my first show today and navigate the desk 🙌🏼😆 Steaming on all platforms and on the website- radiotoday.co.za and on DSTV achannel 869 facebook.com/story.php?stor…

Back on the airwaves from this Monday on @Radio2Day. Stream on all platforms,DSTV Channel 869, or, if you want to kick it old school, on AM1485 in the Joburg area. All the usual silliness, laughter, and great music. radiotoday.co.za Whatsapp the studio on 0645368228

Why is radio still so popular? This article covers the music side of things, but I do think people like the connection of having somebody... google.co.za/amp/s/qz.com/1…

I’ve finally managed to move all my body and face cleansing products to cruelty free, now I just need to do the makeup and hair product transition. I’m finding it more difficult to find cruelty free makeup... facebook.com/15391864963173…

Getting spoilt like a King 😉 The brand new @sorbet man_fourways is fantastic! #spoils

I never used to be a fan of instrumentals, but that, like so many things, is changing with age. This is one of my favourites- by Australian/ American musician John Butler, released off his band John Butler Trio’s debut album, in 1998. I love... youtu.be/ja9UeCypJNw

Freddie Mercury died on this day, the 24th of November 1991. He was 45 years old. youtu.be/8wk9hPubD1Q youtu.be/8wk9hPubD1Q