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Anarc-y princess

@SatireAP

You are all insane

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Anarc-y princess
Anarc-y princess@SatireAP·
Here is my list of #J6 defendants who have been arrested and/or charged/convicted after the Trump pardon, and/or after January 6 2021. Many of them are crimes against children. Andrew Paul Johnson- 8/18/2025- Charged with 12 counts of lewd and lascivious molestation/ exhibition of a child 12-16 years old- fox17.com/news/local/flo… John Banuelos- 10/17/2025- Charged with aggravated sexual assault and aggravated kidnapping patch.com/illinois/lagra… Bryan Betancur Battisti- 5/20/25- Sentenced to 330 days in jail for Criminal Contempt of an Anti Stalking Order x.com/satireap/statu… Zachary Alam- 5/9/25- Arrested for felony burglary and convicted 10/9/2025 richmond.com/news/state-reg… Christopher Moyinhan- 10/21/25- Arrested for threatening to kill Hakeem Jeffries apnews.com/article/capito… Brent Holdridge- 5/11/25- Arrested for Grand Theft/Burglary/Possession of stolen property kymkemp.com/2025/05/11/cap…    Andrew Taake- Arrested in 2016 for Solicitation of a Minor-Finally pleads guilty September 2025 houstonchronicle.com/news/houston-t…  Kyle Colton- Indicted 2/15/24 for receiving Child Sexual Abuse Material. Convicted 7/16/25. sacbee.com/news/local/cri… David Daniel- Arrested 9/20/25 for Child Sexual Assault/Exploitation for materials found during federal raid after January 6 crimes. newsweek.com/january-six-ri… Theodore Middendorf- Charged 9/5/23 for Predatory Criminal Sexual Assault of a 7 year old child documentcloud.org/documents/2550… Shane Jason Woods- Convicted 4/30/2025 of Reckless Homicide and Aggravated DUI for 11/9/22 incident chicago.suntimes.com/crime/2025/04/… Emily Hernandez- 1/30/25- Sentenced to 10 years in prison for 2022 fatal DWI crash ksdk.com/article/news/c… Edward Kelley- 7/2/25-Sentenced to life in prison for plotting to murder FBI and other law enforcement stemming from his January 6 arrest. justice.gov/opa/pr/tenness… Daniel Wilson-2/10/25- Ordered to surrender to prison to finish 5 year illegal gun conviction the-independent.com/news/world/ame…
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Anarc-y princess@SatireAP·
Jesus Christ I had opened my DM’s a few weeks ago so reporters could contact me about the stalker… I just saw all the “other messages”. Degenerates.
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Anarc-y princess@SatireAP·
Why the fuck is black pepper $10? Why the fuck is juice $8? Why the fuck is bacon $12? Fuck you, fucking idiots
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Anarc-y princess@SatireAP·
This is difficult to verbalize without also sounding insane, but hear me out… The most racist, crazy MAGA people you’ve ever seen, are going to be the ones who finally get Trump out. Their beef with Israel goes way back to every conspiracy they’ve warped their lives around. They’ve lost their family and friends decades ago over this stuff. Ancient death cult ruled by inter-dimensional demons who eat babies, control the banks, did 9/11, and Epstein also is a Jew. Tunnels. Thank you for coming to my Ted-Talk.
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@Whateve73162134 Oh yeah they’re gonna be all over that ready to die for the “ancient death cult ruled by inter dimensional demons”. Their words. Not mine.

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Scott MacFarlane@MacFarlaneNews·
Another jump in gas prices Per AAA: Drivers now pay an average of $3.84/gallon That’s up from $2.92/gallon from a month ago
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Teresa Ellis@TeresaE58061341·
@SatireAP @Dixon18Dem Buy bulk pasta.Add your milk and cheese or make a little white sauce with dab flour.Simple plus not all the crap ingrediates.
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Joe Flood@joeflood·
@WinWithoutWar Each pair of shoes or backpack represents one of the 168 children killed in the February 28 U.S. strike on a girls' school in Minab, Iran.
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WeedThePeople
WeedThePeople@weedthepplsocal·
@SatireAP Green onions $2 for one bunch that used to be 50 cents
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Anarc-y princess@SatireAP·
@deannaveg Don’t even get me started on the price of soda in Philadelphia. We have a sugar tax and it’s like $5 for a 2 liter
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DTC Dee
DTC Dee@deannaveg·
@SatireAP Also, you can’t buy a 6 pack of regular sized soda cans. Or a 12 pack. You have to buy SIX 12 packs. This store has been doing this for months.
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Red Panda@RedPandaSpirit·
@SatireAP Paid $30 for a damn chuck roast today. Chuck roast. The cheap beef. Throw it in a crockpot all night so it is tender enough to even eat beef. The beef that is half fat. The beef that shrinks to half the size of what you paid for. $30. On SALE!🥺🙄😬
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