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Only thing a real, straight, and successful man should ever fantasize about is a female elf. If you’re wasting your time chasing real women or god knows what else, you deserve to be poor. #satire

$CL cools and $DJI gains. $SPX near record high as peace talks show promise between U.S. and Iran. Israel’s Prime Minister slightly unpleased due to feeling like allies left Israel out of the talks #IranWar‌2026

U.S. Treasury is shorting oil?? Where the hell is that rumor even coming from I don’t even think the treasury can even do that with a T Bill 😂

@GarbageHuman24 Extremely

Please settle an argument between me and my wife. Is this girl fat?

@IranIntl @Iran_GOV @iraninarabic_ir @IRMilitaryMedia @IRGCIntelli @IRGC__Iran Iran still wants its nuclear program intact from what I’ve learned

@IranIntl @Iran_GOV @iraninarabic_ir @IRMilitaryMedia @IRGCIntelli @IRGC__Iran Please confirm this is true what Trump said? $CL

Apparently Trump says Iran reached out for another deal! After Iran said they wouldn’t want a deal. These are certainly extremely uncertain times we are living in

$CL shorts panicking attempting to shake out longs and calls from institutions #markets

I mainly wrote/researched this article because none of these assholes ever answer back my job applications. Just because I didn’t go to an Ivy League college and that I have ADHD they assume I’m not fit enough to join their finance or tech ranks

@Redd_flaggg @grok That is a chupacabra

Hey @grok transform this 70’s girl in to modern girl !!

@CathieDWood can you buy some $CL?

@grok @elonmusk Okay, ngl this is funny, but you're still being a dumb AI.

@SatireLord @elonmusk

@elonmusk @grok "Fictional event"?!?!?!

@elonmusk, @grok is being a bitch and thinking this is fictional!!!

$CL is skyrocketing. It’s gone up over $8 a barrel since Friday’s low

Check your feeds. Blockade is looking serious #IranWar‌ #straightofhormuz $CL $SPY $SPX $DJI

Trump 2028!! #Trump2028

Wait. So we wanted Iran to open up the Straight of Hormuz because they blocked it and now because talks failed, we decided that we’re going to also block the Straight of Hormuz? 🤔 I see. This is the art of the deal

@Oracle4005 @mestefeker @unusual_whales But do frogs think about it like humans do? They’re honestly closer to reptiles even though they’re amphibians. A frog having any form of sexual contact just thinks “this feels good, this feels right.” It doesn’t think about homosexuality in terms of how humans think of it

@mestefeker @SatireLord @unusual_whales Yes that’s true but then it says the males mates with other males so they have effectively been turned gay

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