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@MAGAVoice He literally looks like a muppet in this shot.

Do you support JD Vance running for President in 2028 ?

@TuckerCNews 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣🤣 whaaaaat the actual fuck?! Seriously?! A literal felon in office, like or not i couldn't care less, but you wanna say "what about Obama"? Fucking move on.

Would you support Barack Obama getting thrown in prison for everything he has done to America ? YES or NO ?

@TrumpRealDaily Depends, will they get pardons too?

🚨BREAKING: Should rioters and looters automatically lose their government assistance if arrested? YES or NO?

@TuckerCNews On a scale of 1-10, where does "weak lil bitch" fall? Is this really considered good enough these days? Seriously, tell me there was NO better conservative candidate that actually had his (or her) own pair instead of this empty puppet.

On a scale from 1-10, rate JD Vance's performance as Vice President!👇

@TrumpRealDaily Ehhh... not a relavant A or B choice... and before we even go there, I'm grateful on behalf of myself, my kids, my neighbors, and every American for the selflessness of men and women in our military.... buuuut having a massive American Gay Day could be a lot of fun. Just sayin.

🚨BREAKING: Would you support President Trump completely eliminating Pride Month and replacing it with Veterans Month? A. YES B. NO

Can I get a F Ukraine from all 51 states?

@WhiteHouse “America is SO BACK”… wow. Downright poetic use of ‘merican language words. Bravo. Twats.

Executive Order Alert! 🇺🇸 ENGLISH IS NOW THE OFFICIAL LANGUAGE OF THE UNITED STATES. America is SO BACK!

@RositaDaz48 @TheOnlyEsta In the game of chess, Trump is…. Wait, yeah, no chance in hell he could even manage a tie on tic tac toe. Sensei Karen, chill the fuck out with your BS.

No.. "Many of you probably watched what took place between Donald Trump and Zelenskyy tonight. Whether you're a Democrat or a Republican, you might be thinking to yourself, Oh my God, Donald Trump just screwed up. However, as a lifelong practitioner of martial arts, strategy, and philosophy, let me explain the difference between what you believe you witnessed and what actually happened. Donald Trump has been under constant political persecution since the beginning of his first term. Over time, he has learned to be patient and calculated. Tonight, Zelenskyy was invited to the Oval Office. However, both Trump and JD Vance knew exactly what Zelenskyy was going to do—he would use this opportunity, in front of the American people, to make a power play. Both Trump and Vance anticipated this. When Zelenskyy began appealing to the emotions of the American people, JD Vance stepped in, accusing him of disrespecting Donald Trump. This was brilliant strategy. It’s important to understand that Zelenskyy is trying to gain access to NATO. Trump knew this but could not allow it to happen. If Ukraine joins NATO, the U.S. would be bound by NATO’s collective defense agreement—an attack on one is an attack on all. Now consider the larger implications: Ukraine and Russia despise each other. If Ukraine were to become a NATO member, any future skirmish between them would obligate the U.S. to enter into direct conflict with Russia. This would mean World War III. And if that happened, China would have to choose a side—they would almost certainly align with Russia. So what you witnessed tonight was a setup. Trump and JD Vance knew that the only way to achieve peace was to strategically align, at least on the surface, with Russia. Why? Because Russia would never sign a peace treaty if Ukraine were admitted into NATO. This is why Trump dismantled Zelenskyy’s argument. And when Zelenskyy, seeing his play failing, tried to backtrack and offer a treaty, Trump refused. Zelenskyy’s real intent was clear—he would not agree to peace unless security guarantees were in place. But what was he actually saying? That NATO must accept Ukraine. However, Russia would never agree to peace, knowing that NATO, their historical adversary, would surround them. Zelenskyy, Putin, and Trump all knew this. Zelenskyy, thinking he had Democrats' support, believed he could make this bold move on live television. But Trump and Vance saw right through it and outmaneuvered him. They knew that, in the short term, Democrats and the media would try to use this moment against them. But they also knew they had two years before midterms to prove their strategy was the right one. So they held their ground—brilliantly so. Now, Zelenskyy will have no choice but to back down and accept Trump's terms. But here’s the genius part—Trump is actually protecting Ukraine without dragging the U.S. into war. By negotiating a mineral deal, Trump ensures that Americans will be involved in Ukraine’s mining industry. This prevents Russia from launching an invasion, because attacking Ukraine would mean endangering American lives—something that would force the U.S. to respond. Trump played both sides like a master chess player. In the end, Zelenskyy will have no choice but to concede, because without U.S. support, Ukraine cannot win a prolonged war against Russia. And once U.S. companies have mining operations in Ukraine, Putin will be unable to attack without triggering massive international consequences. Don’t underestimate Donald Trump. In this game of chess, he’s 10 moves ahead of everyone." ✍️ ~ Michael McCune

YES or NO Do YOU think DT should apologize to President Zelenskyy?

@TheRichFromCali Trick question. Humans have never conceived a number high enough to represent such fuckery.

@YourAnonCentral Oooooh my fuck, I’m gonna sleep well after seeing this.

@cryptotea Always been a better cook than any woman I’ve loved… but I’m most assuredly a cunt.

Men, is this accurate?

Do you think we can get 1000 "Fuck Trump" comments below?

JUST IN: 🇺🇸 White House to host crypto summit, Bloomberg reports.

@0800Degen x.com/MumptoMars/sta… This.

GM Degens ☕️☀️ Which meme token is going to do 100X today? Shill me your gems 💎💎💎 👇

@MumptoMars Seatbelt is fastened!!! 🚀🚀🚀 #PumpTheMump $MUMP