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@Brittbabi I mean she has a point on that one

@SaulTLoads she told me today I was the meanest mommy ever bc her Roblox screen time limit expired and I wouldn’t extend it. 😌

hi. we are still mourning. RIP Jaylen Gobble. you were our favorite Turkey Tom project. 🥲

@becca_may33 Pretty embarrassing effort for georgia

saint louis is doggggggg waalllkkinnnggg the fuck out of georgia rn

@Brittbabi You two are an impressive tandem. She’s lucky to have you

@SaulTLoads well. my daughter drew most of it on my iPad, I ran it through my software program and had it printed and cut. she glued. I laminated.

@laneyhoustonn Way to early!!!

I’m taking melatonin at 7:30PM. I pray life gets sparkly again soon.

@HannaCanadia When do you think they’ll turn it around?

imagine yourself stretched out on the sand, sun kissing your skin, the sound of waves in the background, every head turning as you lay there in your Calgary Flames bikini

@esoteric_joke I like how you worked shift in there

@becca_may33 Can she buy me one for every year for my birthday? Lol

@SaulTLoads she’s the best ever

it’s 8am and i’m arguing with my 4 year old about how pez candy is not allowed for breakfast and she says “ok can i have grapes” and i said sure she grabs the grape flavored pez candy i birthed a literal fucking genius who is also giving me grey hair before i’m even 30

@becca_may33 Your mom sounds awesome!

@SaulTLoads my mom gets my kids one for every holiday every year. they make super cool ones and my kids love them

@becca_may33 Haha i know i guess i just don’t look for it. I remember them having pretty cool dispensers

@SaulTLoads they sell them all over haha

@Brittbabi This seems fake af

oh, Facebook… 😭

@laneyhoustonn Why!?

I cannot wait to move out of Georgia.

@KirstennnKim I feel like you should be some famous insta model

@SaulTLoads Don’t know u but appreciate u

@KirstennnKim is the hottest girl on this app

@Brittbabi @OmarKelly You’re right. You just need me

@SaulTLoads @OmarKelly this is not what Britt needs.

@Brittbabi @OmarKelly This is what Britt needs

@OmarKelly you’ve had that. you didn’t want that. stop it.

@lifeoflivvvv So what did you get now?

After 8 long years together I finally had to replace my first and only dildo… she got me through a relationship I no longer wanted to be in and my first year of single hood. Rest in peace.

@GeorgiaLady12 Damn that’s fucked up

@SaulTLoads Just my luck type shit

I can f*ck up a wet dream. 🫣🤣😒