Lyman Zerga

Merry Christmas my friends.

@libriscent The ultimate graceful exit is to simply disappear.

Major cheat code in life: Master the graceful exit. From conversations. From parties. From opportunities. “This has been wonderful, but I need to go.” No elaborate excuses. No fake emergencies. Just clear kind departure. Most people don’t know how to leave. They stay too long or leave badly. Master the exit.

Last week I bought this obscure local coffee brand from a health food store. Never heard of or talked about it before in my life. Today, I was served an ad for the same brand on @Instagram. This can only mean that Zuck uses credit card purchases to target ads. Incredible. $META

@Auto_Porn This absolute atrocity is more of an embarrassing eye sore than car porn.

A BEAST

@sweatystartup Are you suggesting that a statin will add 40 years to his life?

I convinced a close friend to get a heart workup: 35 years old. Ripped. Clean diet. Runs and works out all the time. 30% blockage at the top of his main artery. "widow maker". Would have had a heart attack in his 50s. ApoB around 110. LDL 120. Pharma will add 40 years to his life.

@HolySmokas Odds $SPX is the same level or lower than today has to be at least 50%.

If you think the STOCK MARKET is expensive now… just wait to see how it expensive it is in 10 years… $SPX $SPY $QQQ $IWM $DJI

If I were a private pilot, I'd never buy an old airplane. I understand 50 years for an airplane is 'normal' but I'd only buy what I could afford new, or lightly used, no matter what.

"They think happiness is in the bigger house. It's actually in the small apartments where children learn to walk." Profound and so very true.

Gentle reminder— Today is the largest Friday Witching on record. Ever. $7 trillion in options will expire today.

Logged nearly 8 hours of FSD time in and around NYC today. Flawless. Hard city driving, rainy conditions. Mad Max is a hoot on the Saw Mill River Parkway. 🏎️ The @Tesla team has exceeded my expectations. A+ $TSLA

@sam_badawi 100%

Is $NKE a generational buying opportunity?

FSD is a safer driver than I am in and around NYC considering all the crazy new bike lanes, unruly pedestrians and drivers, and highly congested streets with countless blind spots. Not a single intervention after 4 hours. 🤯

@Mr_Derivatives Fucking joke.

$NKE Now trading below the 2020 Covid lows again. Now trading back to the same levels aa 2014 again. Such an iconic global brand being treated like it’s Temu. $CVNA market cap $102B $NKE market cap $86B Tisk tisk

@EddyXBT Most of the people around here making 10% per month...

Most of you are delusional. $300K is more than enough to retire. 10% gains a year = $30K. That’s $2.5K a month. Rent. Food. WiFi. What else you need if you’re terminally online anyway?

@TrumpsHurricane OMFG

Describe Five Guys in TWO words or less

Came down to buy this but they don't want to sell! Perfect spec. 💜

This FSD version is ridiculously excellent. Flawless to Manhattan. Now testing 2 hours river to river. Destination Porsche.

'Max Max' mode is borderline insane.

@TicTocTick Same. But been thinking about a screen protector because I'm tired of going back and forth getting new screens. I smash mine a couple times per year on average and it gets tiring.

I don’t use protection. Ever. Dropped mine a couple of times , these phones are very strong plus I got the Theft + loss warranty as I live in Amarillo, very rough town.

🖤