Emma Swan. Parody.

"No one needs to save me, I'm the Savior! I'm fighting for the people I love." 🗡️ Emma Swan 🗡️ The Savior 🗡️ Daughter of Snow White and Prince Charming 🗡️ Written by #BoneHead 🗡️ #OUAT #Parody 🗡️ RT

"Mirror mirror on the wall. Who's the fairest one of all?" 🪞Evil Queen 🍎 Mayor Regina Mills 🪞 Queen of the Enchanted Forest 🍎 Mayor of Storybrooke 🪞 Written by #Radiant #Fatal 🍎 #OUAT #Parody 🪞 RT

@EnticingCapn [Smiles as you run your hand through my hair leans up kissing your lips.] But not without my son there to be your best man. He's at Adam and Belle's castle.

[Holds you close to my chest. Runs my unhooked hand. Fingers running through your blonde strands.] Soon as we get to Sherwood me love..

@EnticingCapn Speaking of, my love. We must be prepared to do battle against Regina, Maleficent and the delusional Queen of Mean.

Aye, the love... Better than any pirating me love...

@EnticingCapn Miss Swan needs to turn into Mrs Jones. [Nudges you then lays my head on your chest.]

Aftanoon, Miss Swan...

"Aye, welcome aboard the Jolly Roger, mate! I'm Captain, Hook!" ⚔ Captain Hook ⚔ My love @SaviorAllure ⚔ Capt of the Jolly Roger ⚔ Descriptive ⚔ Mature not a DTF ⚔ Part of @DisneyTalesRP ⚔ Pinned by #Radiant #RT

@RadiantTink There there Tink. Who knows Peter could be fixed tomorrow. Now let's go before the evil that is Twitter gets us. [Walks us to the cabin where I rigged it to have HBOmax]

[Flies around bright red angry in circles around your head. Then lands on your shoulder. Plops down pouty face, grumbling.]

@RadiantTink You can stay with Hook and I till Peter gets fixed.

"I am about sick of Twitter suspending my account's!"

"I'll teach you how to fight better than any man here." ⚔️ NEW ACCOUNT 🐉 Mulan ⚔️ Warrior 🐉 Allied with @FatalRegal and @HoodNBow ⚔️ Part of @DisneyTalesHub 🐉 Written by #BoneHead ⚔️ #OUAT #parodyaccount 🐉 RT

"Eventually everyone sees me as a monster." ❄️ NEW ACCOUNT ❄️ Ingrid ❄️ Snow Queen ❄️ Aunt of @FrozenRadiant and @FeistyRegal ❄️ Part of @DisneyTalesHub ❄️ Written by #BoneHead ❄️ #Frozen #OUAT #parodyaccount ❄️ RT

"Mom, you can't do this." ✒️ NEW ACCOUNT ✒️ Prince Henry Mills ✒️ The Author ✒️ Son of @SaviorAllure ✒️ Adopted by @EvilQueenPimps @EvilFairyPimp ✒️ Adopted brother of @AuradonRadiant @MirrorsAllure ✒️ Part of @DisneyTalesHub ✒️ Written by #BoneHead ✒️ #OUAT #parodyaccount ✒️ RT

"The Kingdom of Camelot will join in battle against the Evil Queens Regina and Maleficent." 🗡️ Flipped Account 🗡️ King Arthur 🗡️ Married to @MysticalDragos 🗡️ Part of @DisneyTalesHub 🗡️ Written by #BoneHead 🗡️ #KingArthur #parodyaccount 🗡️ RT

"The Evil Queen thought she got rid of the good in her, but she was wrong." 👑 NEW ACCOUNT 👑 Regina 👑 The Good Queen 👑 The good version of @EvilQueenPimps 👑 Part of @DisneyTalesHub 👑 Written by #BoneHead 👑 #OUAT #parodyaccount 👑 RT

"All magic comes with a price." ✨ NEW ACCOUNT ✨ Rumplestillskin ✨ The Dark One ✨ Part of @DisneyTalesHub ✨ Written by #BoneHead ✨ #OUAT #parodyaccount ✨ RT

"Give to the rich, give to the poor." 🏹 Flipped Account 🏹 Robin Hood 🏹 Taken by @FatalRegal 🏹 Part of @DisneyTalesHub 🏹 Written by #BoneHead 🏹 #OUAT #parodyaccount 🏹 RT

"Kassandra is counting on us. We can't fail her." 🌊 Flipped Account 🌊 Percy Jackson 🌊 Son of @SeasNOceans 🌊 Married to @RadiantBattle 🌊 Part of Guardian Six 🌊 Part of @VikingsNGoTHub 🌊 Written by #BoneHead 🌊 #PercyJackson #AncientGreek #parodyaccount 🌊 RT