Savannah Snow

youth pastors be like: if we all 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 🔥OUTCHEA,🔥 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 then what’s left ❤️ ❤️ ❤️ ❤️ ❤️ ❤️ INCHEA❤️ ❤️ 👆🏼❤️ ❤️ ❤️ ❤️

not here to say god is real or anything but I used to have an outtie belly button like a popsocket and then I prayed hard and it just folded inward so you tell me

improv teams be like “hey guys we’re Granny’s Anus, can we get a suggestion of a location you recently cried in???”

men be like wait you’re supposed to give a gift when you go to a wedding

These are front walkovers! ONE HANDED!! And!!! While singing a song I do not for the life of me recognize at all!!!!!!!!!!!!!

they should invent an AI that knows the gifts your mom wants for her birthday but isn’t saying because she just wants everyone to be together

Come see Ian Lockwood & many others tear up the stage this Wednesday 8/9, 7pm at Under St Marks ✨✨

Despite the strike and gender stereotypes, a wizard can dream/be a girl

Everyone knows there’s always 1 prime real estate (shaded) table @ Devoción w/ a laptop, baggu, iced oat latte & no one sitting there for 3 hrs bec that is the elusive Devoción wizard’s table. It must always remain open & ready for her to maybe sit &start the outline of her pilot

At a loss for words right now. The Moroccan rug I was about to pull the plug on and buy is no longer 50% off. Taking this time to grieve and heal with family.

@jahnfornsworth Wait RIGHT?!

i haven't watched it yet, but the tl has been concerningly quiet about the new ITYSL season.....don't tell me my boy missed

Nothing more humiliating than finding out in real time ur karaoke song is out of ur range

cannot wait to see Margot Robbie with her chewed up feet scissoring Ryan gosling like this

once I *regulate my mood, *its over for these hoes *get done crying in dry storage *I can turn my section faster

This was 11 am on the 6th day. I started writing a pilot about these sock puppets.

I just keep waking up and it’s always February what is this

a good restaurant manager is one who makes even the guests feel like they’re in trouble for something 🫡 no one is safe

I love when the footballers all know the same goal dance like whose living room did they all practice that pin drop in

@keri_paige Hard agree

@ a coffee shop where there are 2 men making “free haikus” on typewriters. they’ve handed out haikus throughout the day to everyone but me so far. tension is thick and building. they are running out of other recipients and I remain waiting, seething, and unhaiku’d

in other news, just self-actualized from dustbustering behind the toilet