Cobra Kai Saxena

Hello I am Sensei to the Saxena family in our Hong Kong Dojo. The ways of Cobra Kai also translate to success in finding growth company stocks with large addressable markets, special sauce and strike first managers - always have a position

@keepitwiel It’s Saxony Sathan

Everything is temporary until it isn’t

@MadThunderdome Going to have to disagree here because my portfolio is up. People say, "bitcoin compounds a 200% annualized return" and I expect that to continue indefinitely for all crypto assets Disclosure - I have a position

@SaxenaWifesBF @KingSaxenaXIV @PattySaxena @MamaSaxena @saxena_guru They are safe haven assets. With rates where they are, Puru has turned to other alternative safety havens

@SaxenaKai @KingSaxenaXIV @PattySaxena @MamaSaxena @saxena_guru This is the way 💎🙌💎®🚀 No 🧻🖐️🌈🐻® allowed in the #Saxena Dojo Disclosure: Puru Saxena has a position in $GME & $AMC *** ***If $GME > $800 and $AMC >$100

I am pleased to announce that #Puru #Saxena , often known as the 007 Bond of Hong Kong, has brokered the confirmed $8.45Bn deal between $AMZN Amazon and MGM Studios Looks like I will be treating @SaxenaSvetlana to tendie dinner tonight at the finest Wendy's in Hong Kong

@SaxenaWifesBF @KingSaxenaXIV @PattySaxena @MamaSaxena @saxena_guru Was not able to get in on the $MGM deal, but bought $AMC calls pre-market yesterday! Lol, Puru nailed it again! The benefits of being his Sensei

Disclosure: Puru and I have a position in privately traded MGM Studios hedged with long calls and total return swaps on MGM Studios via Nomura $CS $GS $MS Hopefully the #SaxenaFamily listened and followed Puru Saxena @KingSaxenaXIV @PattySaxena @MamaSaxena @saxena_guru @SaxenaKai

@BankSaxena Is Puru long $MATIC?

Bought some $MATIC this morning, seems to have a good cult-like following

@MadThunderdome Probably not, it is the future and fund flows/capital continually going to esg friendly assets Disclosure - long esg, which is why I’m short #btc

@k3ithmccullough Is it not “bullish trend” yet for him? Continues to go momentously up since April

@k3ithmccullough Is Keith still short gold?

@PompSaxena Short the ETF until he unblocks his own family! Had a great session with him tonight in the HK Dojo, but he is still hostile, has a hard heart @SaxenaJesus @PopeSaxena @SatanSaxena has a hold of his soul!

I will gather WSB and short Puru's ETF $PURU. We will cover the short when Puru longs Bitcoin. We will accept Dogecoin as a sympathy play.

@BankSaxena @APompliano Glad we have @BankSaxena to provide sound analysis and liquidity to @saxena_puru’s unhedged portfolio! Without the liquidity, his portfolio would be toast as it is currently unhedged @SaxenaWifesBF Disclosure - I’m short #Bitcoin

@APompliano Might be true, but #bitcoin does NOT solve this. Its input and operation costs are too high to make it a currency. The high costs make its volatility structure a commodity and not a currency Disclosure - The Saxena Family Office is short #BTC

Decentralization is the most important feature for a currency moving forward.

@SaxenaWifesBF @SaxenaSvetlana Who knows, tomorrow, if there is a sell off, he may be hedged???

@SaxenaWifesBF @SaxenaSvetlana Let me have a word with him tonight in our Hong Kong Dojo before we hand him over to the #CCP

My chicken tendie fry cook has released his updated portfolio with "no hedges"🤡 It appears that Puru #Saxena has been attending investing bible study sessions with other great investors like #BillHwang of #Archegos and #CathyWood of #ARK Good thing Puru never shorted $ARKK ⛪️

@litcapital The #CCP follows the saxena family. Our Dojo is uniquely positioned in the tops of the Hong Kong mountains to lead the family and #CCP @SaxenaWifesBF Disclosure - short #BTC af

Xi Jinping will be speaking at the Dogecoin conference.

@Alex__Pitti Why did yo do this? "there is no lying in our Dojo" Disclaimer - I'm Puru's personal Sensei

@APompliano "There is no #FUD in this Dojo" Disclaimer - shorted the sh** outta #BTC last month thanks to @saxena_puru

If you think this dip caused hysteria and fear, wait until the next one in a month or two. The bears will be back saying that bitcoin is dead for the nine millionth time.

@chhlss The fettuccini levels are showing a similar sequence Disclosure- I’m short #Bitcoin

@gannonbreslin “Cobra Kai Never Dies” Disclosure - short #btc

What age do you hope to retire by?

@PompSaxena The Cobra Kai saying, "kicks get chicks" applies here Disclosure - I have 2 girlfriends and 50 followers

34 followers sucks for someone who promotes Bitcoin and insults Puru. I got to step my game up. What should I do to get more followers?