Ross Sayers

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Ross Sayers

Ross Sayers

@Sayers33

Author & co-host of I've Got An Idea For A Podcast (@ivegotanideapod) he/him

Glasgow, Scotland Katılım Ocak 2015
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Ross Sayers
Ross Sayers@Sayers33·
Infantino: ok I will do some corruption as long as you promise not to tell anyone Trump: *surrounded by journalists* he's an infant folks, little Bambino Infantino. I told him to jump, he said how high. He can't jump actually, he's very bad at it. I leap. No one can leap like me
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Colleague: *sees me yawning* were you up watching that ridiculousness last night too Me: *who stayed up watching Mission Impossible: Ghost Protocol on Film4+1* you know it
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Still annoyed they didn't choose Back to the Future for the final Pointless round
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Looks like I'm staying up til 1am! - me, when I spot Con Air on the TV guide at 11pm
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Love when the commentators have to think on their feet and come up with a comment about the celebs in the stand. 'Tobey Maguire....he was Spider-Man at one stage'. Fs you don't say
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vari@varivarivari·
@Sayers33 I have to say, that's some great content
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[High Performance Podcast] Bob the cat: I liked Danny Murphy but I saw an opportunity and took it Jake Humphrey: an opportunity to escape? Bob: an opportunity to succeed. I was Postmaster General 18 months after jumping in the back of that van Jake: *nodding* that's the dream
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'Mbappe's head has been chopped clean off with a machete here. And it's...just a talking to for the Paraguayan midfielder'
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Never has a ref so blatantly had under 1.5 cards on
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Wonder if any Scottish people are at Taylor Swift's wedding. I just can't imagine a wedding guestbook not having some 'Hail Hail' and 'WATP's scattered throughout it
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[Ally McCoist & Darren Fletcher at Taylor Swift's wedding] Fletcher: beautiful venue here at MSG. Favourite song Ally? McCoist: got to be Style. A top tune, I have to say. Yours? Fletcher: I Knew You Were Trouble McCoist: fair... but what's your favourite song *laughing off mic*
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Scotland fans when they get a dubious red card: fs never a red England fans when they get a dubious red card: fs never a red American fans when they get a dubious red card: Red, White & More Red - A Substack On Why The Cruel Red Card Has No Place In Modern Soccer
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At sports day throwing my Kwenchy Kup in the air when my pal wins the egg and spoon race
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[Watching any world cup game] coming up after the break, we find out which players have had family members die recently and predict their xG (expected grief)
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'Scottish fans are stressed out their nut again. Show David Beckham with the largest glass of red wine anyone's ever seen.'
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[Ally McCoist & Darren Fletcher watching aliens appear] Fletcher: there's the mothership. Ever met an alien? McCoist: not to the best of my recollection Fletcher: never been probed then? McCoist: that's a different question *laughing* I've met a few space cadets I have to say
The Touchmine | 𝐓@TouchmineX

🚨🇧🇷 TODAY IS THE DAY! 🚨 A Brazilian psychic with 23M+ followers claims a UFO mothership will appear above Hard Rock Stadium during Brazil vs Scotland at the 2026 World Cup on June 24. 👽🛸 She says players, officials, and hundreds of fans could be abducted by alien beings before being returned, all on live TV. 🤯 The prediction went viral after she claimed to have the same dream twice. 💭

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Timmy was attacked by another dug last night and sadly passed away this morning. Beyond gutted. He was the best wee guy ever
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Flights cancelled out of Edinburgh Airport due to a bombscare and a suspicious bag... I didn't even know you and your partner were going on holiday!! Nah but seriously mate you been enjoying the World Cup? Mental kick off times right enough
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