Sayfullah

Romance animea is so underrated.

@ST_E_A_DY Practical is very hard to forget.

You no fit forget wetin man do you? Buh you dey forget wetin you read for exam... Olodo

@welovesweetboy_ See rage bait, well let me play your game. I bring to you gabimaru the hallow and for bat man I bring forward taroa Sakamoto.

is there any anime character beating superman?

@LilyAfamHQ @ininghe_ Masculinity

@Sayfabdullah01 @ininghe_ Of what?

We were cooking together and when we finished, I told him to help me put the soup in the freezer. A few hours later, I opened the freezer to get something and saw the entire pot inside. Not covered. Not transferred. Just the whole pot sitting there. I asked him why. He said, “You said put the soup in the freezer.”

@ininghe_ If he does that, wouldn't you be suspicious?

@Sayfabdullah01 For him to put it in a plastic container like he's seen me do several other times

@Wunmiiberry God creates man in his own image.

So the mouth i’m using to pray to God, you want to put preeq inside?? Men are useless Walai.

@chukwunonso_30 I would have say to you the moon is beautiful innit, but I don't want to be the last guy holding the flowers.

Hit me with your best pick-up line… I might just say yes.

only me I get no penny from him so I confronted him today and his fucking excuse is that I am working and also family that if I need money I should ask him directly fvck!

Just had a heated argument with my elder brother, I said to him why are you  generous to outsiders more than family, reason I said that to him is because I have been to his house with 2 of my friends on different occasions he gives them nothing less than 15k for Tp but if i visit

Fvck!.

@Wizarab10 Man dey get past?

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@maxvayshia good day sir, I was gisting with a friend who is in med school and he said that they are ladies who hit menopause at age 25, how true is this sir.

@toluwani_ft You see your a problem also, aunty gist us what happened.

God will actually punish all these elder people in places of authority that make life hard for younger people. Saw this girl crying in school today and when she narrated her story, I almost cried with her. Once again, God will punish you people’s mummies and daddies that are making life hard for students.

@the_Lawrenz For pikin wey u senior

My childhood hero

@Benking443 This brings back memories of my guy who had sickle cell. His girl told him that she can't be with someone who would die and leave her with children. Man, that put my guy in crisis for months.

Please, know your genotype. Please, don’t ignore compatibility because of feelings. Love is beautiful but it should not knowingly sentence a child to a lifetime of pain. No child chooses to be born into suffering. Let’s stop gambling with lives. This is a clarion call: Be informed. Be responsible. Choose wisely.

There was a girl I truly liked back in university. She liked me too. But when I asked her out, she gently declined. She said she had sickle cell. At the time, I didn’t understand why that should stop us. To me, it didn’t change anything. I really like her. Two years after I graduated, I tried calling to congratulate her when her set was finishing. Her line was switched off. I reached out to her classmates. That was when I heard she had passed away just a few days after their project defence. I was numb for days. Then it all made sense. Maybe she was protecting me. Maybe she didn’t want me to carry the weight of hospital visits, pain crises, and uncertainty. Maybe she didn’t want to tie anyone to a battle she was quietly fighting. Some people love you enough to walk away.

@treatpworld That saying, na lecturers wey no get happy home dey set 7am class.

One of my lecturers then, he’d come to school as early as 6:30am. He started fixing 7am class. We thought oh, he was just doing his job. Till it was project season when he started coming on Sundays. House dey hot 😂😂😂 Him na Doctor, the wife self na Doctor so their two head dey hot. They later divorce.

@heyjay_xo Ayanokouji.

Who’s the most nonchalant anime character??

@TheHN1C @oku_yungx Nah pills sounds illegal fr.

Why can’t Nigerians just say “pills” or “tablets” instead of saying “drugs”? What’s wrong?