Sean Barron

@BlueJays WHERE'S THE YANKEE DOUCHE AND HIS ALL CAPS NOW? Shacked up with ranger fan I bet sister wife swapping.

New York (Bull)PEN Station ✍️ #BlueJays50 FINAL: Blue Jays 2, Yankees 0

Jays are 1/8 with runners in scoring position and have left 7 on in 6 innings Yuck

@KeeganMatheson This team is so cooked. Thinking 3 runs is enough in this little league ball park.

Daulton Varsho is clearly the #BlueJays' best hitter right now. They just need more than one to be hot at the same time.

Blue Jays runs scored in the 8th inning on Saturday vs. Minnesota: 8 Blue Jays runs scored in 36 innings since: 7

@JGoldberg12 Not a closer! This is pathetic

@JGoldberg12 I know there are a lot of injuries but man are they just a brutal watch. Already turned it off 3 runs is too much for this putrid offense to come back from.

Jays are a rough watch in every way right now

Ryan Jeffers just launched a no-doubter off Patrick Corbin in the 1st inning. The #BlueJays are already down, 3-0.

#BlueJays lose, 3-0. They’ve been swept by the White Sox and are 4-5. Let’s all get the hell out of Chicago.

@JGoldberg12 Every pitcher vs this putrid offense right now.

Jays' batted ball luck in the absolute toilet right now

@JGoldberg12 Couple of minutes? 3/4 losses to bottom feeder teams. Pathetic offense and pathetic bullpen to start the season.

Oof that is a nightmare couple of minutes

@KeeganMatheson Not a fucking closer.

Jeff Hoffman has given up a home run to Shea Langeliers with one out in the 9th. The A's have tied it, 2-2. #BlueJays

@JonHeyman @JeffPassan @ByRobertMurray @BNightengale Baseball media on the latest dodger signing.

Catching up on credit for Tucker: 1st on team @JeffPassan 1st on $ @ByRobertMurray 1st on Mets offer @BNightengale

@MLB Wasn't there wasn't some sort of interference there you could call to give them that run? Keep riding that dodger dick.

Addison Barger's perfect throw prevents a run at the plate #WorldSeries

@ShiDavidi Big fat fuck dumper better be ready for one at the head

George Springer down for an extended period after a 95.6 mph heater from Brayn Woo hits him on right kneecap. He tried to stay in the game but limped badly to first base and is now being replaced by Joey Loperfido.

@KeeganMatheson Fat fuck dumper better get ready for one at the head.

Oh, man. George Springer was just hit on the right knee and he’s down in serious pain. #BlueJays

@JDBunkis Fire him into the moon.

Gotta hope this is the last time we see Yariel in these playoffs

Julio Rodríguez just took Shane Bieber deep and this place is already shaking. #BlueJays down 2-0 early. They needed to avoid the big blow and score first. They’ve done neither.

@JGoldberg12 @DFA_POD Springer finding the fountain of youth!

What was the most memorable thing about this Blue Jays 162-game trip? Let me know what stands out & I’ll discuss when I record @DFA_POD!

@jordancicchelli I need that on a shirt like yesterday!

TARPS OFF POLICE HORSES READY, LETS FUCKING GO

@RangerApologist @JeffPassan Your inbreds are waiting on their dinner. Your sister wife just let me know. Hick pos.

@JeffPassan blue jays and mariners hate watch soon

The 12 playoff teams are set. Here’s how it all looks. Wild card round, which starts Tuesday on ESPN: BOS at NYY DET at CLE CIN at LAD SDP at CHC Division series SEA hosts winner of DET/CLE TOR hosts winner of BOS/NYY MIL hosts winner of SDP/CHC PHI hosts winner of CIN/LAD