Scarlett Longstreet

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Scarlett Longstreet

Scarlett Longstreet

@ScarlettPosner

Retired bartender turned stay-at-home mom. Writing about marriage+motherhood. Bylines @todayshow @herviewfromhome @fox2news Instagram👇

Detroit, MI Katılım Aralık 2011
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Those 45 seconds the car won’t pair with my phone really brings out an ugly side of me
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Gone is the $100 day, we are doing $250s.
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That man in a vest is not your soul mate.
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Fucked around (divorce), found out (shoveling my driveway).
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Carrying the mental load of the holidays all by yourself sweetheart?
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What sort of math are these airlines using to calculate rewards miles. 50k mile flight? Babe, I am going to Missouri.
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I don’t like keeping a journal cause there shouldn’t be a record of how insane I am.
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Praying for all my want the house clean, but don’t want to clean the house girlies.
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Girl math is being unwilling to pay $6.99 for shipping but knowing a daily $8 coffee is a human right.
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Unwilling to deny myself of anything, except a shopping cart.
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Just took a vitamin D to help improve my mood instead of drugs and I don’t think I get enough credit for that.
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Hey @JeffBezos could you plz send one holiday gift guide per child so you don’t start a fucking riot in my house, God knows you have the resources
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Mind, body, and spirit feel out of balance when my recent emojis aren’t as they should be.
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A haunted house but it’s just my own brain with my own thoughts.
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Once they gave me a backup camera it was over. Put me in a vehicle without and people are dying.
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Girl math is spending $100 instead of $30 to avoid paying for shipping.
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Is (chat gpt, 2023) an acceptable citation? Asking for me.
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