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@dinma_wills @talk2veee As madam no de house and d kids went on vacation I enter bachelor mode.

@SceezeFire @talk2veee Tell them.

I don’t think it’s enough to divorce but there are ways to talk about it. Kilo of meat -7-8k 1/2cups of egusi 500 naira ugu Small palm oil Few maggi & small pepper Can cook a meal. X billionaires,avoid this post if you want to sound Nigeria as if we’re a rich country.

@dinma_wills @talk2veee I spent 10k preparing chicken soup with ugwu...full chicken o. Some women are useless.

@talk2veee Truth be told 15k can actually make a post of soup that will last a while.

@Amy_beke De play

Thick women have tighter pu$$y

@Dphoenix_xx @Oyewols23 @attah_akor Oh ok, you will be happy the day a Burna Boy or Wizkid or Davido will be arrested before you believe in the system...dude go and sleep abeg.

These ones are not celebrities on the level of Burna and Asake na NDLEA chase boys up and down for weed along with police but same police sit in convoys of Burna and his crew while they smoke and drive About everyone not being me, of course they'll have to be me when the unpopular is enforced to be popular Look at Singapore with Lee Kuan Yew for example

A Nigerian lady doing her Masters in China gave a tour of her apartment as a student in China. The rent will shock you We have a very long way to go as a country smh

@Midatlblog It is only in Nigeria that a shop owner thinks that the closer you are to the road, the more customers you get, even the ones that have shops still use the sidewalks as an extension. It's the mentality of the people. Go to ASPAMDA it's same thing.

It’s so annoying how street trading defaces our environment, and these days it has taken over everywhere. The informal markets are not really the problem,the government should provide better ways for traders to operate by giving them well organised places to trade and give them standard strict laws of bagging and disposing of their waste at designated points, instead of dropping it on road medians. A lot of things can be done much better. @LasgMOE @LasgMccti @followlasg @Abi_Olusanya @tokunbo_wahab @LagosMppud

@Dphoenix_xx @Oyewols23 @attah_akor YOU are not the rest of Nigeria. Because you don't does not mean others don't. Where were you when Laide Bakare was arrested on BRT lane? She paid her fine so no need to auction her car, same with Rufai Oseni.

Check my page if you will see me condemning such. Besides one reason people complain here is that our authorities rule with either fear or favour How many celebrities cars have been auctioned? Asake was driving against traffic last christmas. There was a clear footage of it but the authorities didn't do anything. He probably had a police escort there too

@Midatlblog Just arrived in Badagry from Lagos. Flawless 56mins drive, smooth road, quick stop at O² lagoon waterfront bar before the main occasion 😁

@Midatlblog Crazy thing is tht people residing in d states where the other sections of this road is also being constructed r just silent about it. D media team of the govt is filled wt very unprofessional members. A content creator hd 2 travel all the way to Calabar to convince naysayers.

This is the President you want me to vote out? Lol. Did others care that traffic was killing people on that axis? You can’t be serious 😁…if you dont appreciate,me I appreciate 📍Jakande Flyover,Lekki Peninsula 🇳🇬

@Dphoenix_xx @Oyewols23 @attah_akor Take your mind back to when some traffic violators cars were auctioned. Which unarmed civilian was beaten?! But what were people saying?

@SceezeFire @Oyewols23 @attah_akor You can't check my page and see me complain against power when things follow due process. Beating an unarmed civilian when there is an option of trying them in court isn't right. Provide a system due process is carried out and everyone will understand

@CHULLY1010 Same wey you fools said Funke Akindele avoided Pasuma the other day only for a better video of them in same event dancing together to surface

Why is everyone avoiding Seyi Law? 😭

@Dphoenix_xx @Oyewols23 @attah_akor Sevare consequences na you go still come here begin shout dictatorship. Ordinary Okada riders they arrest you will be here shouting what do they want them to eat. Abeg rest. Nigerians and bad attitude na siblings.

@Oyewols23 @attah_akor Oga build a stable economy and nobody will misbehave. Add severe consequences then everyone will stand in line. You think Chinese people came to earth with default sense to behave themselves?

@Yoga_Queen01 You loose interest in the food once you finish that meat

Eating the meat after you’ve finished the food is a whole new level of poverty.

@Big_marvis She went deaf in one ear...

What’s the scariest thing you experienced while you were fornicat!ng?😂😭 Open thread 🥵👇

@Dominic0014670 @alpacino841_ I think the jist was about wig that's why they removed a piece for weave on from her ear.

@alpacino841_ She was eavesdropping on matter wey no concern am 😂😂 Chai I hope she gets well soon

How e take enter???

@alpacino841_ This ain't real. Typical Naija person would have gotten that thing out in seconds, this fool is just poking the thing to waste time. Everybody sha wan use content make money.

@khanofkhans11_ @sombaybe @MrMekzy_ The thing is they when these supermarkets are new in the area they enjoy massive patronage, after sometime there's nothing fantastic about them again.

@sombaybe @MrMekzy_ People used to

Bruh see Spar on Saturday afternoon during salary week, all the cashiers are just sitting down idle. The whole place is empty. Tinubuuuuuuuuuuuuu!😭

@MrMekzy_ If it's in Lagos here this narrative doesn't apply fully cos there are so many large supermarkets now. Jendol, Justrite, Ebaeno, Grocery Bazaar, Bokku have all shared the crowd.

@haifah_er_abba De play😔

Ignore his calls on purpose without calling back, Starve him attention, Reply his message late, Call him once in a week, Always complain you’re busy, Just try this, I promise you, he’ll never take you for granted again ☺️

@rukky_nate @MTNNG @MTN180 I second you on this. Mine disappeared overnight, both mobile data and wifi data. These people think is a joke till we begin to mess up ur masts that are within the neighborhood.

Hi @MTNNG @MTN180 I knew you were stealing back the same Internet data i buy from you. So I decided to do a small experiment this afternoon. At 2:02pm I bought 5.5gb data via Opay. At 3:00pm same data is gone. I didn’t stream a movie. Just X. I hope Elon Musk Starlink mobile comes soon enough to take away your existing customer base. Thieves.

@lordwarice These ones are obviously prostitutes so it's no surprise.

She was watching porn in her phone while traveling to Lagos from Abeokuta to go and meet her boyfriend but ended up in an hotel room with the man sitting beside her -Nothing way person no go see for internet