Scheiffer Bates

Here’s a trailer for my new deepfake sitcom, starring Keir Starmer and Trump.

Amazing for comedy and all up and coming talent that SNL UK did so well. Stoked for the cast and crew!

@Johnfis08605918 Ffs 😂

Happy st Patrick’s day. O bosh

The damage control on this 😂

@Johnfis08605918 Well done 🙏

Just out of the doctors for my check up. Lost over 3.2 stone now. It’s a good start , big ups to the lemons. Bosh.

@rickygervais AIDS from a well known homosexual actor

Starting beta blockers after this

Matthew McConaughey but he plays vecna in stranger things

If Christopher Walken was VECNA in stranger things

@ImpressionistAL unreal!

😂😂😂

Live on twitch.tv/scheifferbates

@MarleyThirteen Spot on. Just change the victory screen to something more bloody exciting. Plating is fine.

What’s everyone’s thoughts on Redsec after a few days then?

@MattLafff Cinema

Played RedSec for 8 hours on stream today and time just flew by. Haven’t had this much fun gaming in a long time!

First game on. I LOVE THIS GAME etc.

Keir Starmer is introducing Digital ID to apartments

@alrightfans 😂😂❤️

The hatred your Tom Skinners’s and your Laura Woods’s get is nothing short of scandalous Tom did me a massive favour once didn’t have to but put his head above water for me saved me a lot of aggro Laura bless her mis-read some late night tweets I was doing about no one caring about me 😂 as some chain of suicidal tweets. I don’t know this woman and I woke up to about 20 minutes worth of voice notes and love and praise Every man and their dog digging them out like they are serial killers for their own social media points scores behave yourselves people these two are not supervillains you can still be a good person if you have a different opinion on subject X I got loads of mates who are lefties and they like me cos I hear them out and still take the piss out of them anyway Everyone needs to relax and if he gets chucked out of Strictly watch him win the Jungle

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I don’t we are supposed to consume this many opinions on a daily basis, good lord, some of them look like they were written with crayons

@MasonJones1995 @adinross Can’t doubt the Welsh adin 😅

What a mad turn of advents @adinross we’re all good mate.