𝙒𝙖𝙡𝙪𝙞𝙜𝙞 𝙏𝙞𝙢𝙚!

Oh, what a damn good time to cause problems. Wonder whose day the mustached pest is going to fuck up? He's got just as much of a knack for that as he does with tennis.

▪︎ I'M FINALLY FREE FROM MY FUCKASS JOB FOR A FEW DAYS Damn, I'm tired. Finally getting properly active here, though.

"Dunno how she's even bothered with them for as long as she has. Though if she's finally got her eyes on the better moustached duo? More fun for us!"

▪︎ My activity's gonna be hella spotty until Sunday. Work's got me too busy and really tired.

⠀ ⠀ ( гєรเรՇคภςє เร ยรєɭєรร. รєгשє Շђє ﻮɭ๏гเ๏ยร รђг๏๏๒ร . . . ๏г ๔เє !! ) #ᗰᴧƦⲓ０Ʀ𝙿 ⲓ #ḶĖẆḎƦ𝙿 ⲓ #ᗰ𝐕Ʀ𝙿

ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ⠀ ━┈⠀𝒈𝒓𝒆𝒆𝒏⠀୫⠀𝐘𝐨𝐮𝐧𝐠𝐞𝐫 𝐁𝐫𝐨 。⸝⸝ ⠀ ❛⠀💚 ˒˒   imᅠnotᅠscared⠀.ᐟ⠀⠀⠀.ᐟ⠀⠀ˎ- ᅠᅠᘡㅤ⸦ ⸧ִֹ 𓂃 𝑳𝒆𝒕'𝒔 𝑮𝒐! ⸦ ⸧ִֹᅠ ᅠ ᅠᅠ ᅠ

A bit late to the show, but Waluigi's gonna be getting caught up on all the eye candy that was on display today.

"A princess like her, asking for a couple'a guys like us? Smells fishy, buuuuut the payout of it not being a scam is too good. I'm in!"

If the lousy degenerate was going to be stuck under her for a while, he'd be sure to show her plenty of the tricks he had up his sleeve.

His voice can't be THAT irritating, can it? In any case, she was right about him putting his mouth to good use; deft flicks of his lengthy tongue against her clit were broken up by sluggish laps against the entrance to her pussy to get it all warmed up.

▪︎ Finally got a bit of free time. Replies're coming soon.

⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ 「⠀ᵀᴱᴹᴾᴼᴿᴬᴿᵞ ᴾᴵᴺᴺᴱᴰ⠀」 ⠀

@PinkestP3ach ▪︎ We're gonna get along great.

@SchemingCrook || And if I said I also love oral....

▪︎ It will very quickly become a well-known fact that I have an oral fixation, and it's getting channeled through Waluigi.

𝘛𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘤𝘰𝘤𝘬𝘺 𝘣𝘪𝘵𝘤𝘩 . . . . Fine, he'll do exactly that. She won't mind if he picks her up and 𝙛𝙤𝙧𝙘𝙚𝙨 her to park allat ass on his face, will she? The "lanky motherfucker" as she so eloquently put it is giving her cunt all the tongue it needs.

It takes every ounce of willpower he has not to punctuate every sentence of his with a Wah.

If those uppity princesses and moustached do-gooders can display themselves, then so can he. Only makes sense for the miserable cheater to be a 𝘩𝘺𝘱𝘰𝘤𝘳𝘪𝘵𝘦.

" . . . . Not really helping the whole 'Mushroom Kingdom folks're freaks' point I was making. Dunno if it's about you being open more than your subjects being a bunch of horny Toads––"