Daphne Whide-Thigh

We nearly lost Ollie to aliens again today

@cje1874 I know Sancho had nothing to do with it apart from being subbed on moments before. He is cursed

@Schlippertysch1 Na that was more a Luiz thing.

Keep Sancho off the pitch at all costs on Wednesday night 🙏

@Schlippertysch1 And lost to Go Ahead Eagles from Deventer

If Aston Villa win the Europa League I believe it was a harder road to victory than the winners of the European Cup in 1982 Look at the teams we have played and beaten Feyenord, Basel, Bologne, Forest, Lille, Tel Aviv, Salzburg #avfc have been incredible in this tournament

@JohnBlewitt2 @avfc_david So do I I feel like its a fairytale if we do with some of the lads who have been with us from the championship to these European nights and for Emery to seal his club legacy I want a statue of Unai and SJM

@Schlippertysch1 @avfc_david We beat pretty much the German national team to win the final... We had tough away games with a small squad .. It's not possible to compare the campaigns football is a completely different beast now I just hope we can do it next Wednesday

@cje1874 @ReturnOfDadbo With cash donated from a crypto billionaire. #manofthepeople

@ReturnOfDadbo @Schlippertysch1 Wow. He bought a house! How dare he!

Nigel Farage. Man of the people. *Buys £1.4m House in cash* How fucking thick are you to be voting for the cunt?

@calymeneAVFC @DiscussingFilm Maybe a decade ago. It's more likely going to be someone we've never heard of

@Schlippertysch1 @DiscussingFilm I’ve bet on Tom Hardy!

Amazon has officially begun auditions to cast the next James Bond. Who do you want to be the next James Bond?

@AndyBurnhamGM I like you and believe you would be a good candidate for Prime Minister (in 3 years time) Here's a prediction for you, Andy. You will lose the by election to Reform and Labour are shooting themselves in the foot YET AGAIN. We don't want circus politics, we want government

I can confirm that I will be requesting the permission of the NEC to stand in the Makerfield by-election. I grew up in this area and have lived here for 25 years. I care deeply about it and its people. I know they have been let down by national politics. Ten years ago, I decided to leave Westminster. Why? Because, after 16 years, I came to the conclusion that our national political system does not work for areas like ours. I learnt this fighting its failure to invest in the Wigan borough, for justice for the Hillsborough families and against its treatment of Greater Manchester during the pandemic. Over the last decade, I have been challenging this failure from the outside and building a new and better way of doing politics. We have built Greater Manchester into the fastest-growing city-region in the UK and put buses back under public control, introducing a £2 fare cap to help people with cost-of-living pressures. However, there is only so much that can be done from Greater Manchester. Much bigger change is needed at a national level if everyday life is to be made more affordable again. This is why I now seek people’s support to return to Parliament: to bring the change we have brought to Greater Manchester to the whole of the UK and make politics work properly for people. Millions are struggling and they need the Labour Government to succeed. It has already made changes to make life better for them in its first two years. After this week, we owe it to people to come back together as a Labour movement, giving the Prime Minister and the Government the space and stability they need as the by-election takes place. I want to recognise the difficult decision taken by Josh Simons and the sacrifice he and his family are making. I have worked closely with him as Mayor on issues like flooding and illegal waste dumping and have seen first-hand how effective he has been. He has put the communities of Makerfield first, made a real difference for them and should take great pride in that. Finally, I truly do not take a single vote for granted and will work hard to regain the trust of people in the Makerfield constituency, many of whom have long supported our party but lost faith in recent times. We will change Labour for the better and make it a party you can believe in again. ENDS

@micheal_ws18 If you weigh 110kg and don't excercise then I would be impressed if you can do any

Hear me out… How many pull-ups do you think should be the bare minimum every man should be able to do, regardless of age?

Who do you want to see finish 20th next season?

@whoistife_x Walking to the gym is the first one

today is leg day. share your top 3 leg exercises. 🫴

@ClarksonsFarm1 Should have been a combination of these lads

Thoughts?

Without telling me your age. What is the first video game you played? GIFS ONLY!!!

@DanRolinson Me, my dad and my teenage son are going to watch this final in the hope it is an unforgettable moment to share forever (At the pub)

In a short sentence, how are you feeling about the Europa League Final? #AVFC

Never mind the UFO files. Release the Epstein files.

@PolitlcsUK What job is Peter Mandelson getting?

🚨 BREAKING: Keir Starmer has appointed Gordon Brown as his Special Envoy for Global Finance

THERE IS AN IMAGE OF AN ANGEL IN THE UFO FILES