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@suecostello @stoolpresidente Ohhh I’m sure there’s plenty of tickets available

Hey @stoolpresidente aka Smedium don’t be a baby and thanks for the press and dragging me out of obscurity. The boys love that I calmly told u to stop being a sexist as@hole . There’s a ticket for u will call @nantucketdreamland !!! 😂😂😂😂😂

@OptionsPlay Zillow 9/17 $100 call. Purchased at $6.90, currently worth $3.30 with 24 days to expiration. Take the loss and move on? Or hold a bit longer?

@Lin_Manuel You’re all idiots.

-LMM

@MeridaCap Micah parsons

Merida Fam has some Jet Fans and (sniff) Eagle fans Z Dubs time for J E T S. LFG!!! First response that picks Eagles' first pick right gets a Merida hoodie

Two decades, six rings, a boatload of memories. Was never supposed to be a fun ending. (If this is the end.)

@Cuisinart you don’t answer the phone either. I’ve been in hold over 20 minutes. #badcustomerservice #warranty #cuisinart #coffee

@Cuisinart I’ve been waiting over a month for my warranty coffee pot replacement, but no one will answer my emails. You clearly don’t care about my business. Why would I ever buy a cuisinart product again?