Schmooples 🙀Poet Vtuber

I made Twitch affiliate! Yaaaay! Enough people were entertained by my insanity that the Twitch Owl gave me a letter. He seemed, uh. Really intent on me getting it. Thank you everyone for your support and for being so awesome! Art by @breathlesshunt! #ENVtubers #Vtuber #VTuberEN

I got bored waiting for my toast so I popped it early and now it's not toasty enough and I do not in any way attribute my disappointment to my actions.

Some days I wanna be Patroclus and some days I wanna be Achilles. Either way I wanna be painted on a pot and smashed by Link.

Painting setup complete! Now I just gotta sit down and start painting. Yep. Just gotta get to it. Any day now. Annnnnny time soon...

Thought I was doing better but I'm not. Just kinda spiralling downwards again.

Not me ugly crying at the end of a game I've already played through a half dozen times.

I have been planning out purchasing a new computer so I can stream again, but then student loan cancellation was cancelled and I have to start making payments again in like a month and that's all my disposable income gone. Yay.

I bought a keyboard cleaner brush so I can have an extra little snack every now and then.

Bye Reddit. I will forever miss your vast realms of adorable art and kitten gifs and the five hundred assorted yaoi subreddits I subbed to.

Plz I just wanna gaaaaame

I fixed my printer! It was such a huge pain but now it works and I can go on make all sorts of lewd anime statues...uh. I mean. Totally normal miniatures. Of things.

Planning out my new computer build so I can finally, finally, FINALLY start streaming again. Hopefully. Maybe. Possibly? Probably!

The trick is to buy the Skittles in a big bag with small bags inside. That way you can't just eat them all at once! I mean, you can, but it takes more effort.

It was like scrolling a real-scale galaxy map and I'm an ULAS star.

I tried to play with the Twitter interaction circle thingy but it took me so long to zoom out enough to find someone else that I gave up.

I'm so tired the bags under my eyes won't fit into overhead storage anymore.

It's been 7 months since I've been able to stream and I just feel so down about it. I miss being an idiot catboy online. I'm already an indoor catboy irl, but online I get pink hair!

Everytime I open Snapchat and just see my face staring back at me I wonder why I have this app. But one time it let me know I had lettuce in my teeth so that was nice.

Headpats plz. Someone pet the fluffy pink catboy.

If your ring doorbell whistles at me as I walk up, I then you are a monster and deserve to have your internet throttled everyday unless you call Comcast and deal with their customer support. I don't care who your ISP is, you have to sit on the phone with Comcast and suffer.

Sometimes my whole life just feels like putting things into boxes and then taking them out again. My books, my clothes, my feelings... wait, no. That last one stays in the box forever.