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Denver, CO Katılım Ekim 2013

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Ghostface Unalivah@Comrade_Waluigi·1d

harvey dent's "you either die a hero, or you live long enough to see yourself become the villain" line has become a standard english proverb to the point i'm damn certain a lot of people use it without even knowing it came from TDK

PJ@PJ11819211

The Dark Knight really did completely fade out of the public zeitgeist huh, no one even references Heath Ledger's Joker anymore.

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Sports Season@SportsSeason_·1d

This was an excellent joke he needed like 4 laughs here

Skores@Skores9q

Little bro's comedy seems underappreciated

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Georgia Baseball@BaseballUGA·1d

𝑭𝑶𝑹 𝑻𝑯𝑬 𝑭𝑰𝑹𝑺𝑻 𝑻𝑰𝑴𝑬 𝑰𝑵 𝑷𝑹𝑶𝑮𝑹𝑨𝑴 𝑯𝑰𝑺𝑻𝑶𝑹𝒀, 𝑻𝑯𝑬 𝑮𝑬𝑶𝑹𝑮𝑰𝑨 𝑩𝑼𝑳𝑳𝑫𝑶𝑮𝑺 𝑨𝑹𝑬 𝑺𝑬𝑪 𝑻𝑶𝑼𝑹𝑵𝑨𝑴𝑬𝑵𝑻 𝑪𝑯𝑨𝑴𝑷𝑰𝑶𝑵𝑺 🏆 #GoDawgs

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🕸️@recreatings·6d

someone tell James Gunn we have a generational Reverse Flash casting right here

MyTimeToShineHello@MyTimeToShineH

Now that he's done with The Boys what role should Antony Starr play in the MCU?

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out of context gifs@OOCgifs_·20 May

They might just beat yo ass

Skores@Skores9q

Going to GameStop to trade these in. Wish me luck

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Mike Drucker@MikeDrucker·16 May

A whole generation losing the genuinely important ability to bullshit through an annoying assignment

Lo@lolo_tho

I was told by a 22yr old today that there was no way people were writing 10 page papers without AI.

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no context memes@nocontextmemes·12 May

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The Real Asakura | Play Tales@OneTrueKura·12 May

The dawg already awake nigga fuck you 😭😭😭😭😭😭

iza@izamamaa

LMAO😭

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Girls und Pantsu@ProfPantsu·12 May

No. Im sick of the world catering exclusively to you day walkers. I don't even have 24/7 hour Walmart or McDonald's anymore.

Kate 🐬@Margarita890

Normalize concerts starting at 7pm and over by 10pm

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Culture Crave 🍿@CultureCrave·12 May

IMSA driver Nicky Catsburg's Star Wars Scout Trooper racing helmet 🏁 📷 adamcosgrove | IG

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Shocky@illogically7·7 May

If my brother was the pope and i had free time i would also go to the vatican just to annoy him lmao

FrischeBriese@FrischeB17467

Pope Leo and his brother John in Rome. Some pictures from the last interview. 🖼️😀

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B1.@chicagoBRIZ·7 May

I really wish more of yall followed soccer cause bruh two teammates fighting is crazy but the captain of the team getting knocked out and concussed is fucking insane lmao

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𝐟𝐞𝐝𝐞𝐯𝐚𝐥𝐯@heis_fede·7 May

Pepe finding out that you’re allowed to fight in the Real Madrid dressing room after he retired

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Low-Poly Paul Atreides@muaddibstyle·6 May

I love this. What is he doing. Who knows. Being an Imperial must be so strange because it’s just regular military service most of the time and then every once in a while a dark wizard creature appears.

Ants THE Bad Guy 🙃@Ants_AsylumV2

Unprovoked 😂😂

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jovan@ehjovan·6 May

drinking a beer wondering why neji died

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J. Mangual@MLBShotsFired·3 May

Inflation is completely out of control, you can’t even take 3 kids to a Detroit Tigers game anymore without spending an arm and a leg! Crazy!

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Westeros Central@WesterosCentral·29 Nis

Can he do the unthinkable for The North? (via kltimes)

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Josh Billinson@jbillinson·28 Nis

It took 250 years, but the King is about to walk right into a Continental Army trap

Fraser Jackson@FrazJ

The Rose Garden is lined with band members in period outfits as they await King Charles III and President Trump to walk the red carpet to the Oval Office

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⋆⋅☆ Ruby ☆⋅⋆@RubezPhoenix·26 Nis

This has aura I'm afraid

Cjay@ced_jayy

Australian meth addict dresses as cop and raids another drug user’s home

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Craig@CS11__·26 Nis

The thing about this show is you feel like you should absolutely watch it in B&W but then you see the coloured version and it’s just ridiculously good looking

DiscussingFilm@DiscussingFilm

The full color version of the new ‘SPIDER-NOIR’ trailer has been released. Releasing May 27 on Prime Video.

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