Schoolboydad

Whitbee’s a long old poke mind

Mighta bin an ideal fer dicko to menshion the geepee to the local council plannin departmunt mind

Tellin em up the care home. Theym all cumplainin about the track prep by the bsma last week but it dont matter how deep you rip it when you got 40 berks goin round blowin out everythin

Bet heem havin to pay fer that an all mind

Lendid this off teem green few years back

100% less gayer than start blocs

Fitted a button under the seet so they think heem got a start button, shittum up a bit. #mindgames #startsNow

Ben watsum bin crowned wurld champ after race one last week, no my lad weren’t there mind.

Just left Pit Biro a anserphone messige sayin who he needs to hire to keep the championships cummin and also to tell him routin the throttle cable behind the bars is gay

Matchums tomorrow shhhhhhh

With Tomac leavin kwacker Romun feberer won’t look such a berk in identical get up

Wants ta rain a bit more dunnit?

Tryin to see the results but it keeps askin fer me credit card number

Reckon matey slept in his high viz, heem luvvin it

Gotta move the van cos the oxfurd variant no’s the diffrunce in multiple bikes under the same teem awnin an peeple parked not in a straight line.

Looks like most of em dun the budget on gazebos up culham

Mossimum gonna clean the Jet out this week that’s fer sure

Lad did 2 out of gas motos today, be stiff as a wankers hanky tomorrow

Agadoo went a pisser last nite I’m hearin

Tomac nevur indoubt with my lad not there