Sam Schroeder

prince charles doing backflips rn

dj khaled’s album made me disappointed for 57 minutes straight even tho he featured the fucking avengers the city girls feature made me crash into a tree

When God created birds, maybe he should’ve made it so they didn’t start chirping their chipper asses off at 3:30 in the damn morning

We should be fine the wars gonna be over cisco webex anyway

MGK sounds like the scooby doo theme song

Can celebrities stop killing people jfc

I completely forgot Logic’s mixed race good thing he mentioned it 15 times per song in his new album

I have heard nothing but “Sheeeeeee” echo throughout campus for the past 2 weeks

@VinnieCupertino That term sends me into fight or flight

@SchroedersamSam What about the term "pet peeve"

Nothing pisses me off more than the term Foodie

Potatoes underrated af

I change my mind

There is an assignments tab on Canvas FOR A REASON

Mom pick me up I just saw someone using their MacBook as a coaster

I get a rush of dopamine every time my AirPods make the Bluetooth connection sound

I just want that sweet bubbler water back fuck ice mountain

I feel left out not having corona at this point

Hahaha. That’s funny why don’t you express your opinion for the 28th fucking time on my timeline

Girls with mismatched socks are a breed of their own