Señor Schumner, Sr.

Daycare sends us photos of Willow about once a week and honestly they’re always the best part of my day

Gotta squash the beef if you wanna touch real cheese 😤😤😤

It’s The Trial Of Seven Day

One more year of experience and Carson Beck doesn’t under throw that receiver by eight yards

Down 20 lbs in 4 months just putting that out there. Thank you. That is all.

Holy meltdown TCU

@rdmeadows11 😂

@Schumner The final score in that game is going to be 2-0. Steelers going to somehow get a safety to win

Aaron Rodgers is going to be so mad Loop missed that after he gets murdered for four quarters in Pittsburgh in January by the Texans defense

Someone check Jalen Reece’s fan duel account immediately because ain’t no way this dude is this bad at press break 😭

If I’m Pete Golding I’m earning a minimum of $50k in fines going off on these refs 😭 gotta be all Georgia alumni

@tweaponz504 As soon as I saw him hit the floor on that Gillespie shot I knew he was going to do something stupid on the next possession. 30 footer, barely hit the backboard. Dude plays like he’s trying to impress a baddie on the front row every night

@Schumner He truly thinks he should be the Marquee guy

Maybe your crunch time office shouldn’t be the fucking Jordan Poole show????

Offense* my bad I’m too angry for coherency lol

This might be the hardest I’ve ever heard commentators try to jinx a result 😂 “Seattle has never won when trailing by 15 in the 4th.” “The kicker who has not missed.” These guys got MONEY on the Seahawks lol

Before today, the last time the Pelicans and Saints won on the same day: Sunday, December 17, 2023. Almost 2 years exactly.

@rdmeadows11 @CaliBoiler1 😂😂😂

@CaliBoiler1 @Schumner Yeah what he said, Michael.

Did the NBA change the Defensive Three Second rule or does it just not apply to Zach Edey

May Jameis never stop being Jameis

I talk a lot of shit about Willie Green being a bad in-game coach but in the interest of being transparent I should admit that I don’t think he’s very good before or after the games either.

Paying for the Disney/ESPN+ bundle and it not coming with @ESPN’s flagship station is the stupidest fucking thing

DQ last night in 18 min 🫨