Collin McCartney

Pogačar 🐐

Josh Allen at his locker listening to McDermott draw up 7 consecutive designed QB runs coming out of halftime

@GM_Hess youtube.com/clip/UgkxzVfTm… Best commentary duo ever

Do svid-Danya 💔

Me to future @AmericanAir travel after a day of delays, a cancellation, failed standby attempts, and no reroute available until Sunday. #aa #dfw

I challenge anyone to name a worse piece of software than Canva

The guy in red among the leaders of today’s 125 mile TdF stage is coming off breaking his collarbone two weeks ago 🤯 Absurd

Me, 34, drafting a dynasty startup for the first time

@NY_KnicksPR 🤡

Miles McBride (Left Hamstring Tightness) is questionable tonight.

@danglerforlife As I retweeted, I thought “yeah, these are tracks 1 & 2 on the album of annoying Danny”

@ScoopsCote This tweet makes me want to fist fight you.

Wasn’t quite within 5 years but ✅

Me to my Apple Card when it flags purchasing 2 tickets to a string quartet performing at a local arts center as suspicious activity

Rudy Gobert being the 4x DPOY is the most fraudulent sporting achievement in history

I normally try to not be a salty gambler but Spieth can fuck right off

Why is finding my LinkedIn post draft one of the most cumbersome things I've ever had to do professionally

Have a day Cody Schrader, my goodness #MIZ

Gotta be the first time an NFL field goal is made by someone wearing a blacked-out helmet visor

This is the man to break a decade long drought for American Cycling. Wild. #GCKuss

@cpatobrien @TweetsByLP Exactly. Trying to become a grandmaster rn.

@TweetsByLP @ScoopsCote Yeah, there’s always Masters

Post-ultimate retirement hobby. Finally got to the quadruple quad. Find me on Chess dot com @ ScoopsCote.

Pictured: How not to stand for 90 mins at a sold-out sporting event during sweltering heat. Unfortunately, this was lost on the person next to us.