Scootie Scheffler

@DonnieRossIII Not to get political, but I think you’re on the wrong side of the ball

@s_bozzy @CoachRippen @eamonlynch If you know golf or the golf swing this should tell you all you need to know. No 0.6 handicap golfer swings it like this. Sorry.

@CoachRippen @eamonlynch Explain

Opening swing…

@tinguspinguzz “I’ve shown you everything.” Seems to me like you want a piece.

“Gay son” please and thank you

Two unbuttoned on the polo just screams “I’m a douche” right?

Shedeur Sanders is #ass

@percrodgers8 .79?!?! Is ur buddy’s liver made out of titanium by chance?

@MikeJohnst75286 Good boy

@ScootieSchef Nice try buddy, we tipped it out

@GeneralHackler Absofuckinglutely James. Truer things have never been said.

The Masters is better than the NBA Finals, Super Bowl, and World Cup.

@jimmylikebaggy Coors light is superior over any beers out there

The hate that miller lite has been getting on these beer ranking lists really grinds my gears. Miller > Coors

Napoleon Dynamite is the worst movie ever filmed

@lbjefferie5 “Yo bro can I borrow ur club for one sec. Got a banger tweet idea”

Mary Kate this Mary Kate that idgaf. U like that wear pattern white boy?

Great day to cruise down Milledge!

Just saw my future wife at the gym. Does she know I even exist? Not a chance. Will I ever speak to her? Probably not. She’s the one though. #godspeed

Type of hangover you write home about

Just rewatched the entire 2019 Masters Sunday broadcast… not embarrassed to say I cried. Tiger is the undisputed GOAT

NRB’s always happen at the worst times

@terrytpix @cutofftheymeat “I’m not fat dude”

@cutofftheymeat @ScootieSchef I’m not fat dude

The loser virgin retard idiot when he takes a picture of a fat guy who’s just trying to live life and captions it “shrink”

@FinebaumDwight @Fraudgers08 Okay “Dwight.” Stick to getting face fucked by Patrick Mahomes. Thanks.

@ScootieSchef @Fraudgers08 Stick to going up and down from retarded scenarios Scottie. You lie your ass off and say you zoned out thinking about something funny your pops said to your earlier