Scot Hanson

"@hammerswingames: Goodbye #ThursdayNightFootball #SNF #MNF and most importantly @nflredzone & @ScotHanson till next season" @MFLchitchat

"@reggert: @nflredzone in mourning now that redzone is over for the year, maybe a RT would take the sting out of the pain?" @MFLchitchat

In honor of #DitkaDay on @ESPNMondayNight, we present to you our NFL crew, DITKA-IZED!!

"@hoosha61: Shoutout to @ScotHanson amazing job every week. #respect" Thanks for the false hope, but I know I suck, tweet @A_Siciliano_

@MFLchitchat i dont appreciate @DJGrabb lying about reaching out 2 me 4 help w/ his preview, as well as associating me with @ScotHanson #fag

Hoyer is the number 1 QB and also has better hair than you. Keep your word count below 500 today so I can actually enjoy football. #Slapdick

Hope everyone enjoyed my rendition of the @MFLchitchat week 3 preview. Theres more where that came from. See you Sunday fuckers. #slappussy

@JarrysWisdom is the biggest hoser in the MFL. @NickXwells or @Tyler_True93 could take his place in a heart beat. #Joke #slapstick

The MFL VII draft is complete and per usual @JakeHugelier @JarrysWisdom and @JBillllz with severe letdowns. @RobertFortier21 the dark horse.

@JBillllz which is also half the time since you've gotten laid consentually. Keep working on it #blackout #zing #MFL

@JBillllz @DJGrabb unbelievable. Refer to my previous tweet. If only u went as hard on real life as you do on a 5th of Burnetts #slapdick

The so called "commissioner" @mqmisiak seems to be losing his grip on the league. Washed up @JarrysWisdom looms in the depths. #MFL

The move is likely to be a hindrance to mangers @JBillllz and @DJGrabb who will have less access to kiddy/horse porn to calm there nerves.

Rumor has it the #MFL is moving to an offline draft. Major proponent for the move is @JakeHugelier who claims, "I need a new excuse to suck"

You've been awful quiet @mqmisiak ...Still recovering from that #benchwarmer tweet @A_Siciliano_ hit u with superbowl sunday?? #dicknozzle

@DJGrabb no shit @A_Siciliano_ has the X facor I'm missing, I've given countless handjibbers to find it with no avail. #hopeless

@JarrysWisdom @NickXwells my hair is and always will be spectacular. You don't know how many beejers I had to give to get this product #flow

"@JarrysWisdom: So excited for the Irish and their future" Wow, even I think your annoying. #getalife

I bet @NickXwells took the under for total 3 pointers in the Rockets Warriors game last night, 'Bro its a lock!" #NBA #freemoney

"@iLikeGirlsDaily: Brunettes > pic.twitter.com/dqXoCiXp" I thought I was the only one who had J-Lo's legendary V-neck dress :( #copycat