Scott Chernoff

Westworld but instead of the sex and killing, it’s a place you can take naps anytime, anywhere, no questions asked.

When I was a kid, I had a subscription to Cracked magazine - it was like the Temu version of Mad magazine, but I loved it. Anyway, Cracked is something entirely different these days, but here I am in it! cracked.com/article_47440_…

Talking Star Wars and my awesome job working for Star Wars on this awesome Star Wars podcast. Star Wars! #StarWars #StarWarsCelebration podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/int…

Early concept art for #SquidGame.

Anyone here like #StarWars? I do, and thanks to @riverdaleavenue I'm writing (another) book about it. Quick, someone please teach me how to to write.

Hittting the skeets: scottchernoff.bsky.social

Nice walk through the neighborhood tonight.

For all the women during this election period...

For my first ever live improv show at the @groundlings, our special guest was Teri Garr. I remember thinking both "I've made it" and being super nervous. Teri was even more nervous to not have a script, which fooled me. Of course, she was naturally amazing. One of the best ever.

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@MrCmoney95 @BlackKnight10k Cool racism bro.

But you won't endorse the candidate who's trying to stop another insurrection or worse

@megynkelly What color is the sky in your world?

Bret crushed it. She answered none of the tough Qs. The immigration section was a disaster for her. The trans section too.

@LeahCushmanNH @lindSAYhanNAH3 Delete your account.

@lindSAYhanNAH3 So sorry this happened to you. You have a lot of liberal politicians, pundits, and autogynephiles to thank for the increased scrutiny because women now have to be constantly on guard for men in their private spaces.

This morning at the airport… 💔😭

Unless we put on one last show

Never say never.

@ClassicShowbiz Wow amazing. Looking forward to finally owning The Steve Martin Brothers on something besides LP. Congrats and thanks!

@amifangirl Same. If it’s not real yet, I believe it can be one day.

@ScottChernoff This can’t be real. But I hope it is.

Based a Mad Libs I did in 1998.