Scott Farnsworth

Im all for free speech, but i will not tolerate calling me SCOOT

I got Highwaymen playing & am drinkin coors banquet. Load up the muskets, Im ready to charge Saratoga like General Custer

@jewgert Go dawgs.

@ScottFarns68 I agree. Hope we show em how we do it down south. Stay blessed, Carl

@ScottFarns68 what do you think about The Game Scoot? #banjo

Still eating 2024 thanksgiving leftovers. 2025 ones will have to wait a couple months in the freezer

Watching college football michigin vs ohio. Dirty players, and aggressive. Expecting a street fight after game, as expected.

Im really good at fitting natchos in my mouth to get maximum flavor

CIA owns ubers. Hindu fella listenin to gospel music? Sure pal, ill take the blue pill.

@ndyDiederich Angel Reece points??

Valkyries open the game up by dominating the offensive glass, giving them an 8-2 lead with 6:53 left in the first. Timeout Chicago.

@GAFollowers i used to eat her brother Jimmy’s breakfast sandwhiches every mornin

Paula Deen has abruptly closed her two Savannah restaurants, The Lady & Sons and The Chicken Box. 📸- Dan Scott

@GAFollowers Nope. NYC, LA, Chicago, & Portland. -Scott

There’s been a lot of debate about this recently… Would you consider Atlanta to be one of the four major cities in the U.S.?

Left over thanksgiving meal for dinner tonight #yum

@Kdawg1052 Only if you have herpe gloves and no dry cum in there LOL

@ScottFarns68 Yeah but you’re gonna have to go digging in my ass for it

I shoved a commemorative Lewis and Clark silver dollar up my ass

@Kdawg1052 Kam, LOL can i borrow your membership card?

@ScottFarns68 You can only buy them at the gay cracker store! Scotty P!

@DetroitGoddesss Tabitha, I had no clue you were lesbenese. God bless you, although I DO NOT agree with the lyfestyle - Scott

Smfh i ain't even smash and we having issues 😒 yeah I'm bout leave these #bitches alone for min

Ozzy. Ozz. Oz. O. Oo. Ooz. Ooze. Ooze In me.

Fuck man. Why did they have to take Ozzy so young. #27club

Just when the waitress thinks im tapping out, I look her in the eyes and shake the ketchup bottle. This meal aint over till my plate is potatoless

Who got Bilateraltranspanualsexualistic tendencies ?

Ya’ll I HATE arugula