Scott Goss

@stevie_bro @Gabriel13za @RKDuet56 @Graham_Mark_E Legal fentanyl is manufactured in the United States. Illicit fentanyl can come from anywhere.

@Gabriel13za @RKDuet56 @Graham_Mark_E No western countries do, they know how deadly it is

America doesn't get it. We are not offended by the tariffs. Trade could have been negotiated without a fraction of the bad blood. It is the constant "51st State" and "governor" talk, while his people snicker. We became a country in 1867, specifically not to be American. 1/2

My 2-year-old at the doctor’s office youtu.be/K1cVup7rZuA

#newjerseydrone youtu.be/ASWO43n3QkQ

February used to be a proper month.

Deeply unserious company we’re dealing with over here.

@MaddyinDE is killing it out here in these streets.

@chuckdelaware Let me introduce you to an Imogen Heap song created in a lab to appeal to children. youtu.be/9PhtxqKLvVc

I’ve officially reached the stage of parenthood where The Happy Song is playing in your head on a 24-hour continuous loop. Through the valleys and the hills, away we go.

Men in their 40s: I don’t use TikTok because I’m not a child. Also men in their 40s: Check out this hilarious video! (Uses Facebook Messenger to send a 6 month old TikTok that’s been uploaded as an Instagram reel)

@AdamSchefter @JeffMordock

Raiders have hired former Patriots’ WR Danny Amendola as their new coaching assistant/returners. Amendola joins former Patriots employees such as HC Josh McDaniels, GM Dave Ziegler, and QBs Jimmy Garoppolo and Brian Hoyer.

Things they don’t tell you about parenthood: Having a baby will dramatically increase the number of strangers who knock on your door for ABSOLUTELY NO GODDAMN REASON!!!!

@marina_affo We should hang out more.

Today’s meatless breakfast: perfectly poached egg with salmon, goat cheese and scallions, papaya, and toast with champagne blueberry jam. And ofc lemon green tea with sugar and a honey stick.

I don’t know who needs to hear this but there are no onions in Funyuns.

What it’s like to own chickens in one screenshot

We did it, folks. Five weeks and six days into parenthood and my wife and I finally bathed on the same day.

For the children, they mark, and the children, they know The place where the sidewalk ends. (Spoiler: It’s Schutte Park. The sidewalk ends in Schutte Park.)

“Fabric softener is a scam!”

@KyleEvansGay You’re right. Better check.

@ScottGossDel You’re sure though?

Some personal news: Having checked for the 1,647th time today, my daughter is in fact just sleeping.

@akoppeser Congratulations!!

@ScottGossDel Honestly you might as well hit 2K just to have a nice round number (says fellow DP alum also running to check on newborn)