@Noirchick1 I think the line is "Am I wearing the right shoe for this outfit?"
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Scott Neff
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Ah, Miss Page... so many stilletos, so little time...........
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@NicoleSeif68101 I couldnt afford to get there let alone the chair next to you
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This is how you know I’m a city gal. I get a kick out of ducks in my pool. 💙💙💙
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Asked ChatGPT to, based on my birth chart, predict my soulmate’s date of birth. And I KID YOU NOT! First option it gave me was my ex’s dob! And I never even told it. I’m deleting this dumb app. SMFH!
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I would name names but it probably wouldn’t be the wisest move! 🤣
Ryan Starwalt🏀⚾@RyStar7_
P and I were just talking recruiting and her future. We both agreed that our favorite coaches are the ones that act like regular people. Highly successful people with low ego’s and the ability to make you feel like you’ve known them forever.
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I’ve had two orgasms and worked out all before 7am. What have you done today?
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@PatMcAfeeShow @Iowa_Recruiting @tyschmit How many Busch Light trucks are traveling to Houston right now?
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@trisberrybliss I thought the horny thing went in the pool, as well as the inflatable.
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Scott Neff retweetledi
The call of Alvaro Foulgerais's game-winning three to send Iowa past defending national champions Florida from Gary Dolphin and Bobby Hansen on the Hawkeye Radio Network.
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Good morning all you wonderful people in my phone.
Who will say hello ?
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Apparently I got left off the group chat where everyone decided to wear animal print
Taylor Tannebaum@TaylorTannebaum
I mean, what lottery did I win to get to work with M&M—@MuffetMcGraw & @McKeown_Wallace tonight?! Join us on ESPN2 for the 2 First Four games tonight. Meg missed the animal print memo. She is now our zookeeper.
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@gingerobrian Why do you not appreciate my like? Okay Im just making a joke
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@cna_sarah I was in the hospital alot when I was young. Never had a nurse that would stay up w me all nite
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I can not believe how many college aged students don’t know their parents birthdays. Blows my mind
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