Ross Howie

Dave Batista has only ever hear of a watch, never seen one but there are steam trains... This shit is a hot mess.

5 minutes in to "In To The Lost Lands" and the world building is already doing my tits in. So 100s of years post apocalypse, the remnants of humanity confined to one city, the rest of the world regretted to as "the lost lands" and they've all got functioning guns and ammo....

Looking forward to seeing @matthewmercer's next "Dwarf with a Scottish Accent" Character in C4.... (I'm actually super excited about it... Just being snarky at seeing a forever DM making a transition I may never make myself!)

@ScottThaDude Marks and Spencers

Extract from the group chat today... I've been caught out too many times.

Saw a pirate on Sauchiehall Street tonight. Had a sword on his belt and everything... #PeopleMakeGlasgow

@marknorm at the O2 Academy tonight. Fucking hilarious #comedy

@robertflorence Classic. The tangerine kills me every time!

This was the first sketch we wrote for Chewin’ The Fat, many moons ago. And let me tell ye, seeing your name coming up at the end of that show felt amazing. ** Mind and get tickets for BURNISTOUN’s BISCUITY BOYLE live in Glasgow this November. TICKETS: deathofbiscuityboyle.eventbee.com

I’m not touring but I am doing loads of shows…

@adamrowecomedy I'll be at the definitely-not-a-tour show in Glasgow on the 30th. Stand up is the thing I do with my son and he just turned 18 so it might end up a messy one!

@JerrySoares20 @NetflixIsAJoke @tomsegura I know the part you mean! :D

@ScottThaDude @NetflixIsAJoke @tomsegura I almost threw up at the beginning of the first episode. It was like one of the heavy segments from their live podcast.

12 hours until Tom Segura's BAD THOUGHTS arrives on Netflix

@kateferguson4 This is way out of context. Government procurement cards just aren't for that sort of purchase. If they were working away from home then they're entitled to reasonable expenses - what they should have done is pay for the food then claim it in expenses. It's fine then.

Love this story 🍔 Greedy civil servants caught trying to buy posh Five Guys burgers on taxpayer-funded card Their order was declined - b/c their government credit card was turned off in waste crackdown. Cabinet Office froze 20k cards thesun.co.uk/news/34303255/…

When Phil Collins is Trending and it's not cos there's been a terrible fire at his house....

Putting the bank card away now.... @marknorm and @notlouisck tickets secured this morning... Ticking some big names off my comedy bucket list in the next year!

@chrisdcomedy @hulu Disney Plus in the UK. Good Spesh Chrissy!

Out Now On @hulu babes

@Mysticdreamerv Manbantz is pretty lame tbf...

I want to throw this book out of the window.

@SaeedDiCaprio Getting ready to port my campaign to Pathfinder or Daggerheart then....

@filmstofilms_ 100% This deserves a sequel and expansion TV series! Wish @JoeManganiello's series was still happening!