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Scotty P 🎸

@Scott_7791

I just want it to stop.

San Antonio, TX Katılım Mart 2009
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@GlobalMktObserv Bookmark this one, because given the current parabolic state of the markets and floating-on-air economy, I don't think a full decade ahead of 4% - 6% annual returns and 3% inflation will be viewed as "dismal", so much as it will seem in hindsight like wishful thinking.
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Down by 3 with 22 seconds left in the game, Michigan State wastes a full 18 seconds trying to get a 3 point shot off, instead of quickly driving to the basket and trying to get fouled, essentially ending the game. Modern basketball, brought to you by "advanced analytics".
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Norm Macdonald Joke of the Day
In a recent interview, Christie Brinkley suggested that football players should have special gloves connected to lights on their helmets. That way, when they catch the ball, you'll know who has possession. Read these, and other interesting ideas, in Christie's new book, "I'm an Idiot."
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🍀@Peter_forth21·
Ohtani teaching Skenes how to gamble
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I remember the general consensus on Twitter at the time was amusement, something along the lines of, "Wow, that's messed up. lol" I imagine Twitter today, on the whole, would respond...differently.
Ten Years Ago Today@tenyearsnow

Microsoft apologizes for offensive comments made on Twitter by Tay, the AI chatbot. "We are deeply sorry for the unintended offensive and hurtful tweets from Tay, which do not represent who we are or what we stand for" The company has taken the bot offline.

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Donny M@DanielVarg81627·
@Chrisjjosephs This TMZ pivot might distract everyone from looking into this
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Dr. N.R. Luke@_LukeCSkywalker·
@BillboardChris Pro tip: Screaming "I can't breathe" fifty times in a row actually proves you CAN breathe. 😂
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@CovfefeAnon @contradecline Well meaning, right-leaning men say things like, "I'm ok with women having all the same opportunities that men have, as long as we don't give them special treatment." It will NEVER happen. Women will always weed out the bad parts of "equality", and men will always acquiesce.
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Covfefe Anon@CovfefeAnon·
@contradecline "Offering equal opportunity" to "talented women" has been a complete disaster
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Covfefe Anon@CovfefeAnon·
One of the remarkable things about this video is just how *normal* the woman lawyer's behavior is for a woman - just turned up Judge - "You just threw your phone down" Her - "No I didn't, it fell" Judge - "Stop interrupting me" Her - "I wasn't done speaking!" Her - "Call 911!" Women complain about gaslighting because they are constantly gaslighting everyone at all times knowing that as long as they don't admit it, they'll suffer no consequences for blatantly lying about everything The word spells that she uses over and over are *powerful* and they don't work here only because she's taken enough test to not be fully viewed as a woman For the people who deny that twitter is real life - this is also exactly how women argue on here - this isn't some other world and they're not all doing a bit Side note - her loudly declaring "I can't breathe" actually means they all know their story about George Floyd is fake since she absolutely *can* breathe when she's shouting it with her kazoo voice and she knows she can. Of course, that's not the only lie that she knows is true: "Get me a female officer!" Every bit of her performance is tailored to manipulating the progressive egregore - invoking the magic phrases
Billboard Chris 🌎@BillboardChris

Trans-identified female lawyer berates judge, pulls trans card, gets found in contempt, resists arrest, screams “I can’t breathe,” and yells for people to call 911 as she’s fighting police. Absolutely glorious performance. Women should not take testosterone.

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Ken Klippenstein@kenklippenstein·
pointing out there's zero evidence that Israel had any role in Charlie Kirk's death is like a schizoid summoning circle
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