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@goal Manchester United: I laid asleep Only to Watch my Brother lay waste to the City I built over the years Now...Once the transfer window is complete You pitiful lots will all pledge your Allegiance to me Michael Carrick And with you Bruno Marcelus my Ally We'll kill them All

Who will replace Casemiro at Man United? 🤔🔥

@UtdForever7 @ManUtd @premierleague Aswr at First I thought it was King 👑 Von

🚨📸 Ayden Heaven enjoying his holiday time ❤️🔴

@Furious_red_ Aurellien Tchouameni Respectfully, of Course ✌️

Man united fans, between Carlos Baleba and Tchouameni, who would you rather go for?🤔

@Polymath_16 Yes but look at the Brighton game....the game versus Man City, Versus Crystal Palace....the blueprints were there Mate

You know this was a testimonial game right??

@UTDFondree Yes he's a professional defender ONLY IF he would want to wear the Red shirt....we and Liverpool are Long Known Friends that greet from afar...so it is up to him to choose his allegiance

Manchester United fans, do you think Konate would be a good fit for the club?🤔

@TouchlineX We all know they forced you to say it...next thing is you'll say Lionel Messi is the Greatest of all time.......go on..... we're waiting for you Are you NOT Entertained?

🚨🗣️ Anthony Gordon: "I will be honest... I've been wanting to play for Barça since I was 3 years old."

@hugoknowsball We all know it's a Fake post but we're Buzzing anyways.....😊😊😆

🚨🎙️Tchouameni on a potential move to Manchester United: "I'm excited. I'm honored to be on the list of the biggest club in England. We had Ronny, Varane, Casemiro walking the same path and I believe I could be joining the right group. We've had calls from other English clubs, Liverpool...but it's Man United, it's a call you have to pick."

@MKBALL10 The set up is exactly how we play Imagine when he signs all the players he wants and gets up to 3 line ups Mad

Michael Carrick vs Celtic 45 minutes played

@OURFATHER_NG This was the original VAR

4pm everyday No group chat No ref The ball owner is the God You just had to be there

@hintrovertt Na POS oo

Science is better than art class, how e be now

@S_kyy001 Like I swear I had this cockroach under my radar and was to strike....I missed !!! Cockroach flies on my face Yes !! That is why I hate them Modafokaz can fly!!!

Which one is more annoying? 😂😂😂 Rat 🐀 Or. Cockroach 🪳

@S_kyy001 Hmmm no do ooo bro Awka made ?? Brooo....ASMANGA HAFA DIZA......DIZA

If you use this kind gun wan rob me for night, I go first burst laugh 😭😂😂😂😂

@ER3D00L As you don start Try avoid all those small small gess for una area Or else u go regret ur life Had I know is the last comment of a fool U nor understand

Congratulations to me, I open appliances shop at 20 after 3 years of hustle, wish me well 🥳

@S_kyy001 I'll spray all of the mandem Shank their mom with my skeng Cut them limbs off these wanka youths

I was about to clean up my living room and I saw this😭😭😭 Guys any idea on what I should do pls?🥹🙏

@kenkenlewu My Advice to VDM is short and socially Encrypted "You don't walk around in Afghanistan with Grenades in your pockets"

Nigeria’s government wants to arrest VDM, but somehow they still cannot arrest bandits terrorizing innocent Nigerians daily. So presidential aide, Bayo Onanuga, accused VDM of circulating an alleged leaked audio linked to President Bola Ahmed Tinubu. In the audio, the speaker allegedly claimed Tinubu personally called Peter Obi to beg him to step down during the 2023 election, but Peter Obi refused. The voice in the recording also allegedly stated that he would do everything possible to win the election and that insecurity in the Southeast would continue to escalate. Another part of the audio allegedly suggested there was no urgency to end insecurity because Nigerians supposedly did not support him during the election. Many people online insist the voice sounds very much like Tinubu but it is made of AI. Whether authentic or not, the government’s handling of insecurity has already made many Nigerians suspicious and frustrated. If the audio is eventually confirmed to be genuine, these are the major takeaways many Nigerians are already pointing out: 1. Peter Obi may have actually won the 2023 election, as many people already believe. 2. A massive voter turnout in the next election could still change everything politically. 3. The current administration appears disconnected from the pain and suffering of ordinary Nigerians. 4. Some now believe insecurity has become beneficial to certain powerful individuals. At this point, Nigerians will decide what to believe, but one thing is certain: the anger, frustration, and distrust in the country keep growing.

@6uff_ If Madrid talk... Beat am to concussion

Gordon for my left wing no bad at allll. Raph from center or false 9. Wicked!!

@wydAriaX @grok I thought it was space meant for our balls

Awkward question: Hey @grok what is that little space in the lid of the toilet for? 🤔👀

@PamelaNjoku2 The two wins says it all Versus Brighton under Amorim We started a stronger lineup and They almost clapped back if not for Mbeumo x Bruno Versus Brighton under Carrick We set up with a formation that left us utterly clueless And we beat them silly no goals conceded

When was the last time we did the double over Brighton???

@Derahobs Odion Ighalo ...and he's not a celebrity He's a professional Footballer

Be brutally honest, looking at this which celebrity that owns this comes to your mind 🥶🤔