SCP-049

Bro acted like he was dying then tweeted this shit man what the fuck

Time to drop the KEDR timmy.

@TJGlobal16 @3YearLetterman @elonmusk Bro these replies are braindead the dude was obviously joking

@3YearLetterman @elonmusk 1) The language is Italian 2) We defeated Great Britain in the Revolutionary War 3) France actually provided assistance to the Colonies during the war I hope to God, you’re not teaching kids in school. Maybe you should take a history class though.

Con te … partirò

@oldfb53 @MonicaLewinsky Probably because more people die to reckless driving each year than people do from firearms

Slow down. Problem solved. RT @MonicaLewinsky: i get a $450 ticket because a fucking speed camera caught me… and speeding could endanger others. BUT ASSAULT RIFLES ARE LEGAL. wtf, america. wtf.

Tankies pls unfollow🙏🏻

@sjs856 @DMVFollowers I doubt it lol

BREAKING: There's an ACTIVE SHOOTER in DC right now on Connecticut Ave, he recently posted a video of him firing at people. 😳😳😳twitter.com/thievesdared/s…

@SusanPethtal @sjs856 @DMVFollowers Likely an AR, you can hear the slide release and there aren’t a lot of AKs with slide last round bolt holds.

@sjs856 @DMVFollowers Can you tell by the barrel? Cause that’s all you can see from the shooters perspective when he’s filming.

@AyGoodCall @HarriJ23 Makes sense, but with no helmet he’ll get head eyes’d from 300m away by a scav

"𝗪𝗲'𝗿𝗲 𝗻𝗼𝘁 𝘀𝗼𝗹𝗱𝗶𝗲𝗿𝘀, 𝗦𝗼𝗹𝗱𝗶𝗲𝗿𝘀 𝗚𝗲𝘁 𝗺𝗲𝗱𝗮𝗹𝘀. 𝗪𝗲 𝗴𝗲𝘁 𝗽𝗮𝘆𝗰𝗵𝗲𝗾𝘂𝗲𝘀..." "𝑺𝒐𝒍𝒅𝒊𝒆𝒓𝒔 𝒐𝒇 𝒇𝒐𝒓𝒕𝒖𝒏𝒆, 𝒊𝒇 𝒚𝒐𝒖 𝒘𝒊𝒍𝒍"

//WEEE WOOOO WEEEE WOOOO OPENING THE PARODY DISCORD AGAIN! REPLY TO MAYBE GET IN, MORE LIKELY IF MUTUALS AND SHIT.

@Piss__Gremlin Happy birthday

"SCP-035, get back into your containment chamber or we will open fire"

@freakingniceguy I wore green Cope

@pasportguardian yea i can, but it won’t be grammatically correct.

Gorn has got to be the most bullshit game I have ever payed my eyes upon like this shit is so hard

@pasportguardian I always thought it was trying to say that he’s more Batman than anything but this makes more sense.

@pasportguardian Fun fact that’s about how long it takes all the cells in your body to be replaced. You are never the person you was yesterday. You’re a different person and you die when you go to bed and wake up with a new consciousness :D

@pasportguardian Read his pinned tweet😭😭

I made fun of like 2 zoophiles and now I keep getting their tweets in my notis