Chris Daines

@MaldonTiptreeFC When are the jammers releasing there detained list?

@EssexSenior @officialswifts back again since winning the title three years in the early 1980's. Looking forward to visiting grounds old/new. #ESL #HSFC

Allocations out very soon.... What we thinking? #ESL

@Lewismanor Proper player always a menace in opposition. Goals for fun.

Don’t cry because it’s over, smile because it happened…. ⚽️ Retirement

We have 1 Saturday that’s available due to a cancellation this evening 1pm kick off @officialswifts Saturday 18th July We are fully booked throughout July and will be announcing our schedule in the next week or so. Any interest for the date above please drop me a message 👍🏻

Two games - goals and cards!

@officialswifts best performance in the FA Vase was in the 1986/87 season with wins over Hounslow, Steyning Town & Corinthian before losing 0-2 at @HaverhillRovers in the Last 16 (5th Round).

RETURN TO FA VASE @officialswifts Our last tie in the FA Vase was in the 1989/90 season when we lost 0-3 in the Preliminary Round to @SWTFootballClub on Sat October 7th 1989. I was there (of course!)

ESL 1983/84 @officialswifts Only @HalsteadTownFC remain from our our last season when we moved into the Isthmian League.

2026/27 OPPONENTS @officialswifts * Unofficial/Subject to FA Confirmation * Some new places to visit & trips to a number that we've visited before. Potential for Clubs to be changed/moved laterally dependent on TNL/ESL play-offs (and any "ground-grading issues that often arise)

Leading Scorers @officialswifts 2025/26: 5: Ben McCrow 5: Samuel Adeyeye (1P) 4: Joshua Colyer 4: Tom Richardson (1P)

STATS @officialswifts Goals make the difference and our tally of just 29 in the League and 36 in total are why we now head down to the ESL: League 29 ESC 4 FA Cup 2 FA Trophy 1

@robinhoo28 Regroup and then onwards and upwards.

@ScraleySam Great stats Chris, and a real shame for the club how it’s gone over the last few years.

STATS @officialswifts Saturday will be our 1,714th League game as we end our 42 season spell in the @IsthmianLeague (including the 1984/85 game v Epping Town). Our record: W: 714 D: 390 L: 609 F: 2,720 A: 2,490

@IsthmianLeague * 1996/97 FA Trophy Quarter Finalists * 1994/95, 1997/98, 2002/03, 2017/18 FA Cup 1st Round Proper Conversely, relegations from Premier (2008/09) and this season in One North.

In our 42 seasons as a member of the @IsthmianLeague, we achieved the following: * 1989/90 Division Two North Champions * 1995/96 Division One Runners Up * 2005/06 Premier Division Runners Up * 2000/01 Isthmian League Cup Winners

@shinndog4 Only if Adam has you on the treatment table!

A good pre season and ll be back to this 🤣🙄

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Happy 60th to my darling Trisha on St Patrick’s Day in Lapland.

@Lewisrose96 @stevecargo @officialswifts And I have been a volunteer for over 40 years for this Club, missed very few games home and away in that time and have despite your thoughts been very supportive of Jason and his team.

@Lewisrose96 @stevecargo Lewis, I am not on the committee @officialswifts and am a volunteer with no responsibility for making decisions other than doing the accounting. Happy to speak with you direct when you next see me but I’m not sure if I know you.

everyone blaming the unpaid manger, making him the scape goat. There are three people that make the decisions in this place, Adrian, who is meant to be the owner, @stevecargo and @scraleysam aka chris daines. But, rumor has it that Adrian the “owner”, has had the U18s manager