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Enjoy every minute, you won't believe it. Seriously, you won't... Having bottled out of been ripped to shreds by Camilla Tominey over the Mandelson scandal, Liz Kendall sends village idiot and qualified arsehole, Labour MP Tom Hayes, to get bounced off the walls and has his hairy fat arse slapped live on GB News Like a complete mong, he tries to deflect attention to Richard Tice and The Late Queen of all fucking people, Camilla isn't having any of that....

If Margaret Thatcher was a Rolls Royce what is Starmer?

@BBCBreaking Methinks he doth protest too much. He's obviously lying about everything. The absolute joke is how they hounded Boris out for much less.

"That I wasn't told that Peter Mandelson had failed security vetting when he was appointed is staggering," UK Prime Minister Keir Starmer says Follow live: bbc.in/4esAIHE

@PippaCrerar He lies about everything, why would he tell the truth about this? Considering he's supposed to be in charge he doesn't seem to have a clue what is going on. Ever.

It is mindblowing the PM was not told by officials that Peter Mandelson, his pick for the UK's biggest diplomatic job, had failed security vetting. I'm told Starmer is furious after he was told *for the first time* earlier this week. Serious questions for foreign office perm sec Olly Robbins and his team tonight.

BREAKING: Downing Street says that neither Keir Starmer nor David Lammy knew that Peter Mandelson failed his security vetting - and lays blame with Foreign Office official for overruling the decision.

@LeeHarris It's only taken nearly two years...

Wow. I kid you not. Lindsay Hoyle just reprimanded Keir Starmer for NOT ANSWERING THE QUESTION at PMQs. "Prime minister! It's Prime Minister's Questions!" ABOUT TIME!

We've known about this for years that asylum seekers are being helped by dubious lawyers and charities telling them to say they are gay to get asylum. Why are politicians so slow to catch on to these scams? Does it really need a BBC investigation? #politicslive

Obviously Lisa Nandy 'can' have her cake and eat it. Lots of it by the look of it. #politicslive

Ed Davey having the sheer audacity to call Trump embarrassing. He's the biggest clown in the House of Commons. #PMQs

Can't wait for Starmer to not answer any questions from anyone but Labour MPs. #PMQs

Jeremy seems to think he's in charge of controlling London's traffic. One day someone who's very impatient will either knock him over or just thump him for being a tit. #JeremyVine

Vine's on his shutdown X crusade again. What a tit. #JeremyVine

Marina argues like a petulant child and if she doesn't get her own way she will scream and scream until she makes herself sick. #JeremyVine

@_harziiz @astro_reid But you are quite happy to believe in your imaginary sky god. Hilarious.

@astro_reid Between me and you, we all know you people did not leave earth. It was a script, right? Anyway congratulations 🎊

Mission complete ❤️❤️❤️

@JeremyVineOn5 He's a complete twat.

Has Sir Keir Starmer won you over with his handling of the Iran war? The PM is in the Middle East pushing for peace. Labour insiders think "Statesman Starmer" is winning people over, but the Tories say he's been "indecisive" and lost Trump's respect. What do you think?

@GBNEWS They need to stop sending money to the French government. I fully believe the migrants dinghies are being organised by them.

France rejects Britain’s offer to intercept and return small boat migrants in fresh blow to Shabana Mahmood gbnews.com/news/world/fra…

@DAS02725102 @benonwine And Tesco will be robbing you! Have you seen their prices lately? 😁

@benonwine Waitrose and the Co-op say,”fill your boots” to all prospective shoplifters. I’m off to Tesco.

So Shoplifters are going to have a field day now seeing as Supermarkets like Waitrose and Co-op have given the green light to shoplifters throughout the land to come and take what they like and they won’t be stopped. If supermarkets punish staff for stopping theft… Are shoplifters basically being told: Help yourselves and it’s open season! They can’t act surprised when theft explodes.

Now that Artemis II has launched we have 10 days to get everyone on Earth a Planet of the Apes costume so we can do something hilarious when the astronauts return 😁

Oh stop moaning about pollution from a space rocket Vine. If you had your way we would all still be going around on Penny Farthings. #JeremyVine

@benonwine Weirdo.

Describe Zack Polanski in ONE Word?

@SophieP25397 @zarahussain999 @AwayDaysFB No, like most lefties you hate your own country.

@zarahussain999 @AwayDaysFB I am a Atheist so I refuse to sing it

Really disappointed with how Djed Spence acted during the national anthem last night. It was almost like he was purposely trying to show the cameras that he didn't care for it. Show some respect to the fans and the country you're playing for 👍🏻