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jhev
@ScreamFes
Your friendly neighborhood party planner… socially awkward but very hilarious
Idk Wtf is going on, Jamaica Katılım Kasım 2019
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Shortest date ever. She showed me Candace Owen’s clips about the black community and said she has a point. (This woman is black.) No sirski lol
NATO Jenkins, Esq.@MilesDoesntCare
Gave this girl my number at brunch around 1 pm… we about to go on a date right now lmao
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Things that are gay according to women:
Having sex w multiple women: ✅
Taking plastic dick in the ass: ❌
lee@prettynoirx
Pegging doesn’t make a man gay lol
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Corner booth, low lights .. lying to me all night..
Kyle@KyleAnthonie
Need a likkle Ivy 23 datenight fr
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You fuckers don't wanna see this in Jamaica for some reason
Kay@kay6ain
acho isso tão lindo!!! e pensar que muitos nao tiveram a oportunidade de viver com seu cabelo natural na escola, é uma conquista tão recente
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lol I have a story but when me thing bigger and me merch out I’ll give it.
Pedrito.@iRealPedro
guh 6 schools fi come turn promoter, a wonder how mi mada feel
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eles tendo que namorar escondido pq ele é negro 💔💔
mariconha@palmapreta
queria viver um amor proibido
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And go where? You can't even afford half the rent.😂😂
Lael@lonely4real_
The day my husband asks me to pay halves on rent is the day I pack my bags.
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Given how chill Jamaicans can be, perhaps we don’t need to try & be over the top like the other islands. Just be LaidBack because we Nuh frighten easy 🫠
Let’s probably incorporate the following in iShowSpeed’ Jamaica 🇯🇲 tour. I’m assuming it will be Kingston only, especially given all of his other island tours been less than 24 hours, and it’s hard to navigate 🇯🇲 island within just one day.
Plan 👇🏼:
• Welcome Speed with Jonkanoo dancers at airport
• Early morning stop by Norma’s for an Ackee & Saltfish
• Quick drive out to Hellshire for Jamaican escovitch fish
• Do a quick tour of BOB MARLEY museum. While entering Bob Marley museum, line up BAD SEKKI to stop him for a security search - comedic moment.
• line up a quick 50m Race at National Stadium between BOLT, ASAFA, FEW INFLUENCERS & SPEED. Invite all primary & high schools to fill up grandstand to watch this.
• Then Link up with Ding Dong & Ravers in Nannyville. Teach Speed a few dance moves & some JA slangs.
• Hit up Devon House for a Patty & ice cream.
• quick walk through HWT & to see our iconic Clock. Crazy fanfare
• later that night, Find a Street Dance! If it’s Sunday - BOOM SUNDAY, if Monday then UPTOWN MONDAYS. Invite ALL dance crews and show the world how Jamaicans can dance in unison to our dancehall songs! Speed joins in with the dances he learned from Ding Dong.
• Post Street Dance, a quick stop by Northside for Pan Chicken 🍗
Boom 💥 🇯🇲
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