ScreamingOcelot

@BBGreatMoments Mickey Lolich

name a pitcher who should come up more in all-time.

@JustAMomNamedMM Looks like an Instapot!

Every time a Cybertruck is sold, vaginas across the land dry up

@vcrqueenjen But those millionaire/billionaire politicians, who only see the record profit kickbacks, keep saying "it's all good, the prize is worth the pain"🖕🤬🖕

Ok, what the actual fuck!??

@vcrqueenjen I like to do my own things, mostly alone, but although it can be lonely, I enjoy myself, never worried what anyone thinks of me. I always welcome company, it rarely happens though.

I'm too old to feel like I don't fit in anywhere but here we are.

@vcrqueenjen You look fantastic! Those earrings are 🔥

Girl with shiny cassette tape earrings *this is who you're being mean to so be nice 😭 I'm just a girl idk what you want from me* :}

@vcrqueenjen Why do they all aim like Stormtroopers?🤦‍♂️

Has Riley or anyone who still supports trump thought about WHY people keep trying to kill him?

MUST SEE amazing drummer showdown between Jason Bonham, Sheila E., and Kenny Aronoff as they rock out to "Wipe Out" 🥁

@JasmineLeeTS Good morning 🤗 🙂

@ScreamingOcelot Good morning 😊😊😊

This was their response.

@JasmineLeeTS Living in greys, with an open mind, is a beautiful thing🩶🩶

Good morning 🥰🥰🥰 As we approach the end of the week remember: If you try to preach in absolutes, all you’re doing is making a fool of yourself. Except for the colors, nothing is just black or white. Your experiences are your own. Don’t preach that it’s the rule. ABK 💖💖💖

@JasmineLeeTS I love this! It doesn't cost anything to be kind, listen, encourage, but pays a lot in good feelings.

Be the person that helps, not hurts 🥰🥰🥰 instagram.com/p/DXEdFxgDway/…

@DYSONlife4real Wow, not even a "berry" or something awful attempt at a flavor

The Brian May Band covering "Since You've Been Gone" by Rainbow live at The Brixton Academy (1993) “Touring as a front man, following Freddie’s passing, I was in complete denial of Queen, and regarded my new band as my future.”

Alice In Chains featuring Ann and Nancy Wilson of Heart and Guns N' Roses' Duff McKagan performing "Rooster" in New Jersey 2006. At the end of the performance, Jerry Cantrell dedicated the show to his late friends Layne Staley and Dimebag Darrell. This concert was part of the Decades Rock Live show honoring the band Hear

@JasmineLeeTS Sounds like one of those persistent door knocking "religious" assholes, who don't know when they need to fuck off, we don't care!

Before I block this conman, just a warning to y’all 💖💖💖

The soldiers in this scene were extras who were told not to laugh. They had no idea what was coming, so their reactions are completely genuine.

@JasmineLeeTS I live positive, but if you push my nasty button (which is not easy) I will go Darth Vader!

@ScreamingOcelot I try, I really do 😞😞😞 way more often than not I just ignore assholes, block em, the whole bit. But I believe in the yin and yang, which says there’s black, white, and everything in between 💖💖💖 So every now and then I have to let them know… DON’T FUCK WITH ME 🥰🥰🥰

TRUTH! 💖💖💖

@MikeBales All my packages through USPS seem to detour through Texas, for 3 days! From Indiana -> Texas, from New York -> Texas... I live in Michigan!

UPS: “Your package is in your city, on a truck driven by Mike. It will arrive on your doorstep at 6:27 p.m. today.” FedEx: “Your package is coming. You’ll get it when we get there.” USPS: “What package?” Amazon: “We are already inside your apartment. Check the bathroom.” Facebook: “We know you were thinking about getting a toaster yesterday. Here are 20 ads for toaster ovens.”