Edward Richtofen

@screwrichtofen For an American I’d expect you to have a better grasp of English

Why the fuck is this guy always doing something to himself its like he wants to be ugly.

Dempsey has 2 downs, I have 0 revives Zat’s aura

Zis is me if you even care

I’m also pretty sure zis shit is laced

Doctor Monty sent us on a side quest to “sell some of zat good good” as he said. I do not believe zis is medical marijuana…

@awesumzombiefac @screwrichtofen

CoD zombies fact: Dempsey once got his nutsack snapped tight by some bed springs

@screwrichtofen Ze backpack full of pots, pans and an anvil looked just like a parachute…

@ScrewDempsey Yeah until you forgot your FUCKING PARACHUTE DUMBASS!

Dempsey wanted me to go skydiving with him. Little did the American know, I vould aura farm the whole way there (as I usually do)

Ants when you lift up a rock:

@StrisselStudios Peak mentioned

I always had to suspend my disbelief as a kid when reading "A Series of Unfortunate Events" because Count Olaf (serial criminal/murderer) was constantly fooling everyone with his disguises but come on. This is literally the equivalent of Count Olaf disguising himself as himself.

Let’s be honest Mw2019 was- wait a minute. I’m a zombies fan!

@MorbidACuteNess @TheRealMinsky What’s wrong with 4 me’s?

@TheRealMinsky Not entirely against it but I think it really hampers interest in the story- it seems a little difficult to get people invested in Requiem as characters when most players weren't having all 4 characters in their lobbies, or even now where an average match is like 4 Richtofens lol

What do you think about the operator system, in Zombies or in general?

@RealOmegaShenny Wait I do?

Richtofen shows up in this one

@RealOmegaShenny Cause it’s fucking awesome that’s why

Back from gooning. Why was the Wunderwaffe in MWZ?

@Ultimis_Dempsey Ze fuck did I do???

POV: you’re Edward Richtofen

@IsThatMaple Hallo

hello

Something something bait

Try 18 years without a good zombies game…

@AndySealto @StrisselStudios Am I not allowed to make friendly conversation with ze people around me?

@ScrewDempsey @StrisselStudios False you’re trying to manipulate takeo you freak 😤

Treyarch wanted to bring back the evil man instead. (Let's be real, Tempest/Maledictis Richtofen would straight up work for The Warden. He's just working on his own Grand Scheme.)