ScrewFace

We all know the Egg as a OTP yoru, and even after ascending it was evident he intended to maintain that image. At the time, all was well; Yoru is without a doubt the best agent in the game to one trick, if someone was so inclined to do so. However, that luck was not to last, as the new nerfs have rendered the sleek stallion that was Santiago Yoru into a wheelchair bound, paraplegic husk of his former self. Now, Eggsterr has been putting up numbers that suggest he might be disabled since before the nerfs were even conceptualised, so it is no suprise that people worry for the future of his valorant career. In fact, it seems like all is over for the man, and yet— i think he has one last trick up his sleeve. You see, every time Eggsterr streams and someone takes his Yoru, he always picks one specific agent: Harbor. This is subtly sending the message to us: When Yoru isn’t available, Harbor is the replacement. Furthermore, Harbor is similar to the real life Eggsterr; they both could make me wet with their abilities. In conclusion, this is not the end, only a new beginning for our glorious Viking. Godspeed Eggsterr, if you’re reading this, I want you to know that I am the true fan that understood your hidden signals all along. Soon.. the egg will hatch™