Amanda

LOOK AT ME NOW, DAD!

“The girls are fighting, aren't they?”

@scramblefairies The aesthetic is everything!

I need more bones, specifically chicken or turkey

@TheKylieChi Oh thank god lol

@ScriptDoctor_ It’s outside!!

Is this a brown widow? The sack is making me nervous

Steve Carell is making sure Altadena and Pasadena high school seniors will make it to their prom after their communities were devastated by the Eaton Fire. The actor and comedian appeared in a video that played for about 800 seniors at six high schools this week letting them know their prom tickets are free. abc7.la/4ituSo3

No one has made a more accurate portrayal of what goes on inside of my brain than this kids show.

Nothing like an animated show about D&D emotionally wrecking me beyond all comprehension. #VoxMachina

In 2017, I paid Cards Against Humanity to protect a pristine plot of border land from Trump’s racist wall. But then an even richer, more racist billionaire—Elon Musk—stole my land and dumped his shit all over it. @ElonMusk owes me $100. #ElonOwesMe100Bucks ElonOwesYou100Dollars.com

Katy just returned from a meeting with what I’m pretty sure is going to be my new favorite book

And for my next trick I’ll turn into my mother by cooking for two hours and then not being hungry anymore!

tag a friend to what

@ScriptsByJames I know it's probably already been said, but...

Question for anyone who writes or watches TV: What are some examples of GREAT characters who were introduced BEYOND the first season? Could be a new love interest, rival, villain, arch nemesis, suspect, family member. But their arrival CHANGED the entire show for the better.

@TheKylieChi But I am baby

@ScriptDoctor_ lol at you liking this when you’re the main victim of us calling you baby

Katy and I always say “good job, baby!” every time the other burps or hiccups. It has become an automatic response and has lead to some awkward moments with friends and strangers

@TheKylieChi And the skeleton war

The only valid generational wars are: 1) the eye roll elders give the youngins when they act like they are the first to discover perversion, rebellion, gender fuckery, etc. 2) when younger generations point out their elders were/are racist/bigoted and destroyed the world

every so often I rewatch s5 of New Girl and think of what could of been 🥲 youtube.com/watch?v=YO2K1S…

Every day I wake up--