Scruffers, Eunice, Nugget & Fred!

Well- is official- Miss Nuggette D’Pawster is my new sister! Daddy finished the ‘doption today an she will be with us furever! Yay!

Scruffers (15) went to the Rainbow Bridge one week ago today. The dementia took his mind and body. He left quietly, surrounded by love; and now can run free again. Please love on your babies, they’re here for such a short time.

@latkedelrey My mom accused me of being a prostitute because I was out all night and didn’t have a job and always had cash. I was bartending a 4am close bar. I’m still not sure she ever believed me.

strict parents don’t know how to cope with having an adult child so they have to make up problems. four years ago someone found my wallet outside and dropped it off at a precinct. the police called to return it. to this day my mother refers to it as my “run in with the police”

@jojowondertx @latkedelrey For me it was a bottle of model paint for the airplane I was building. Ugh, ever since it’s been my “shoplifting phase”. I was 7.

@plnt_nymph @latkedelrey If you were a drunk it would not be unopened…

@latkedelrey My mom assuming I’m an alcoholic because I have ONE untouched bottle of whiskey sitting on my kitchen counter. And it’s not even mine it’s my partners who got it as a gift.

@haggetha @latkedelrey Sid she not take you to church?!? Would that not be on her???

@latkedelrey This reminds me of the time my mother complained that my children “had never been inside a church” but “knew all about the bar”. Reader, we had been to a restaurant that also serves alcohol.

@jackiewhitting5 Happy Birthday, Rory!

Please could you wish my dear little Rory 🐻 a happy 6th birthday. He has been through a lot the past 2 years with his severe allergies. Despite this he is a wonderful, happy boy who never fails to make the darkest days bright. Love you always Rory 🐻❤️❤️

@avasmotto When breeders learn how not to make everything about sex we will finally evolved.

when gays learn how to not make everything about sex we will finally get to evolve as a society 🙏🏻

@joethestaffyan1 Congrats!

Hai frens. I gots goodest news….. no spweding of “C”lump. DEY GOT ALL OUT!!. Mama eyes leak an she baress me wif lots kissys. I say obs course iz good I #zombiebullz an #zshq tough! RaaaaAAAA 🐶🐾🧟‍♂️🫡

@mhdksafa Of course! I’m was raised to be polite, wether I want to be or not.

@benlarnold Remember’like’, uh-huh, totally? Every generation has them.

Millennials love saying "right" every 10 words when explaining something

@myalexii I never use that word, so don’t blame my circle of Gen X. I use the word Hubster, don’t like husband- sounds like I’m talking about breeding animals, spouse is too impersonal, and partner sounds like a business arrangement.

Why do millennials like the word hubby so much it makes me gag

@ohnozoi Because they can?

@elleanorburke Why does gen X love these hats 🧢 so much?

why do millennials love these hats so much?

@mollyweasley934 Plenty of time to sit still when you’re dead. Why not adventure when you can, while you’re young? Im still adventuring and I’m 57. Why don’t you go adventuring instead of whining about them? Much better use of time.

why do millennials always need to be going on 🤪adventures🤪 like can’t you sit by yourself for 2 seconds???

@texavm And why not?!? Betty is the bomb! She rocks! She’s a goddess among women. I think you need to go educate yourself before you say that in public……🤦🏻‍♂️

@Veronicahallis1 You is good! Always take care of da hoomans, they is pretty needin it.

Pals i haz popped on to say we is sorry we is quiet. Mum had a nasty fall on Saturday evening, her blacked out and doesn't remember alot. De doctor finks her B/P dropped and dats wot caused it. I is taking gud care of her. #ZSHQ

@emilyandnibby Very much so!

@bobbyods_bakes @kermit_kerm @ivers_siobhain @DoggoSmartie @BrodHiggins @missedoyle85 @ADignam @caramadra So cute!

@kermit_kerm @ivers_siobhain @DoggoSmartie @BrodHiggins @missedoyle85 @ADignam @caramadra @ScruffersE

Pals pesky Magpie flew into MY sunroom today! It TAUNTS me. I chased and chased it. It pooped everywhere. HooMammy said rude words. I'm EXHSUSTED now @ivers_siobhain @BrodHiggins @missedoyle85 @ADignam @kermit_kerm @caramadra @ScruffersE #DogsofTwittter

@jberndtwojo @missmulrooney Sure did!!!

One of the perks of marriage is having someone around to let you know which normal things from your childhood were actually very very weird

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