Elaine Scully Hansen

@Red_Eyelander >.>

God, my insides are on fire. I think I'm dying.

Darned head's killin' me... kinda glad for the quiet.

G-Goddamn... how long was I out... where the hell am I?

Christ almighty why am I s' darn exhausted?

@JenmFTW Wow this is the first thing I saw when I opened this page and I nearly spat soda out my nose. Thanks.

@TheBluSniper Anytime. I'm a Texas Tengallon sorta gal m'self, but I wouldn't mind havin' a hat like your Trophy one.

@TheBluSniper You poor man. It's a mighty fine hat, if I may say so.

@TheBluSniper Nope. It were a coyote and my hat.

@espionagius [[I love you for this link. Win, my good sir.]]

@TheBluSniper Don't go makin' assumptions, partner.

@BlutoniumBerry http://www.entertonement.com/clips/jhmjkqskrc--revenge-Team-Fortress-2

@espionagius Heh heh heh...

@BlutoniumBerry Ya should be. Can't even bring m'self t' drink it no more....

@TheBluSniper NO.

@BlutoniumBerry @espionagius @TheBluSniper Can y'all not see I'm drinkin' a darned glass'a milk here??

Whoooweeee all this mindless destruction's got me hungry.

@MissREDNurse Funny how ya found me.

@blusoldierette Yes. Make sure it's hotter'n Hades.

@blusoldierette I think we should use this here big slingshot an' send this microwave up int' the RED Sniper's nest.