Heather Marie

@shmajo Baby plants 😂

I just wrote a review on CBD Oil Drops yotpo.com/go/vccpkjO3 via @yotpo

Hear me out - @Crocs should offer a discount for pregnant women. #ThursdayThoughts

Yay for Nolan! 😆

Reasons my small dog is barking at me: I am not filling her food bowl fast enough for her liking. #dogs #somuchsass

Reasons my little dog is barking at me - Clouds covered the sun so it is no longer shining in her favorite spot. #dogsoftwitter

Me: Tomorrow’s a holiday. I’m going to get everything done today so tomorrow can be a do-nothing day! Also me: *slightly panicking* What will I do on a do-nothing day?? #busybody #LaborDayWeekend

@WAappleRachel Some are better quality over others, but I bought my first couple at TJMaxx. Somehow their prices made sense

I put a casserole in the oven without setting a timer. I told my husband it would need about 30mins to be done. 36 mins later I had not checked on said casserole and my husband is calling me a psychopath 😂#MarriedLife

Women of the Star Wars saga.

That moment during a meeting when your give a 💩 gets busted. #WorkingWednesday

Anyone else getting tired of finding water in their house where it’s not supposed to be? No? Just us? OK 😝🤦🏻‍♀️ #ElPaso #RainyDay

Let me count how many times I’ve gotten up to get my glasses from downstairs… is this #pregnancybrain or #ADHD?

Things no one warns you about pregnancy- When wearing your robe, no matter how you tie it, you look like a potato. 🥔 Rock that robe tater-tot. You’re amazing 😘 #pregnancy

I am finally able to talk about my Jeopardy! experience… but you don’t have to take my word for it! #bydhttmwfi @Jeopardy apnews.com/article/arts-a…

That’s an old fashioned TV. That’s from like the 1870’s TV. That’s like the very first TV. - Alex, 10 years old #kidstoday #thingskidssay

Me - giving myself a pedi minding my own business Wasp - lands on my finger and stings me for absolutely no damn reason How’s your Thursday going? #thursdayvibes

Me to hubby: I’m on a work call now. If the kids can refrain from screaming I can hear what is being said. My household: THIS IS SPARTA!!! #tuesdayvibe #summerbreak

Raining yet again in #ElPaso I love the rainy season

#DoesntMatterHowOldIAm I will sing when Journey comes on the stereo