SeaThreePeeO

My Minecraft knowledge brings all the boys to the yard and they’re like, ‘Sea how do we craft?’ ‘Tell us Sea, how do we craft?’ I could teach you but I can’t be arsed.

Me *carrying heavy boxes down the stairs* My cat: don't worry, I'll just get in the fucking way. You won't even know I'm there until you step on me.

I accidentally made eye contact with the cat across the room and now he thinks I'm going to feed him.

HORSES CAN SWIM IN MINECRAFT!

@allpay_support I cannot seem to send a DM

@SeaThreePeeO Hi there. I'm sorry to hear you're having issues. If you DM us your phone number and email address, one of the team will be in touch.

@allpay_support there appears to be an issue. After adding address and clicking pay, nothing happens

@bushontheradio Blocking the supermarket aisle while having a catch-up c*nts

Here's a little 🧵 of all my irritating human behaviour pictures so far.. #1 Trains

Dear Companies/Advertisers, if I see your advert before and after every YouTube video I watch, I make a mental note never to buy from or interact with you.

The secret ingredient is poison.

Having autistic children means waking up to a satanic circle of ducks.

When you think you've lost weight but in reality, the elastic has gone in your knickers.

Izzy with her Hatchday Cake (blueberry muffin). 18 years old today

Look at that dick. Living his best life, wants for nothing, not a care in the world. So why is he such a curmudgeonly bastard? Also, could the birds stop picking the moss off my roof and chucking it on the deck!

Most parents of children in their late teens have to deal with relationship woes. I get texts like this.

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There is nothing slower on Earth than a child you have just told, quick! Get a towel! As a bottle of drink fizzes everywhere.

The Matrix never would have happened if the pills were in a container with a child proof lid.